[Ignition] J-j-j-j-jackpot!
AO: Ignition Q: Chastain , PAX: Bottlecap, Chastain, Afterburn, Hooch, Blade, Dasher, Singlet, Deep Dish FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: It wasn’t the first time we’ve run this route. It probably won’t be the last. But we got 5.25 miles and checked the mileage minimum box. We had higher Ignition numbers than […]
[Swarm] The one where Dasher’s water broke
AO: Swarm Q: Chastain , PAX: sump pump, Blade, Transporter, Dasher, Zinfandel, Gasparilla, Singlet, Schnitzel, Chastain, Hooch FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: I advertised that we’d be getting relatively low mileage for a 60 minute workout and I got a lot of skepticism. I got 2.7 and feel like that was accurate. […]
[Ignition] 🏴☠️ Bucs vs Ducks 🦆
AO: Ignition Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Glidah, Gerber, Dasher, Hooch, Gasparilla, Shriver, Chastain FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: The cold has subsided and the PAX have sprung forward into a new season of pain just in time for YHC to take the helm at Ignition. No long speeches but proper Diccs and a […]
[Stairmaster] Premonition 2: Car in the Stadium
AO: Stairmaster Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Foundation, U-Haul, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Dasher, Blue Screen of DEATH, Deflated, Mad Dog, Roomba, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 12 For my 174th Q, I woke up with this feeling that this might be the last time for a while we ever use the far stairs, rows 11 […]
[Swarm] Off Campus Swarm
AO: Swarm Q: Gerber , PAX: Mute, Easy Button, Singlet, Dasher, Blade, Shriver, Zinfandel, Gerber, Rain Man, Avis, Hooch, Gasparilla FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Maybe we had more. Maybe we had less. Writing a backblast 10 days later is not smart. Shriver is not human. I think he’s part machine. We […]
[Ignition] Ignition Combo
AO: Ignition Q: Hooch , PAX: Shriver, Gerber, Rain Man, Hooch, Singlet, Dasher FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Long mosey, bleachers work, sprints on track. Then randomness and long mosey to COT.
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Recalc, Gasparilla, Elmer’s, Ice9, Damascus, Dasher, Bottlecap FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Before boots even hit pavement, additional DICCS were issued with a very clear warning to the PAX: steer clear of black ice, white ice, Ice9 , or any other perceived Ice threats lurking in […]
[Flash] We beat the temps
AO: Flash Q: Chastain , PAX: Gerber, Hooch, Falcon, Bottlecap, Dasher, Ice9, Avis, Damascus, Black Hat, Singlet, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Damascus whined so much about the Killer Bs so much on Saturday that I couldn’t not bring them back. We also did partner work around the middle school entrance […]
[the_beast] It was cold.
AO: the_beast Q: Deadwood , PAX: Mad Dog, Bottlecap, Chastain, ChatterBox, Dasher, Deadwood, U-Haul, Smithers, Zinfandel, Damascus, Recalc, Elmer’s FNGs: None COUNT: 12 For my 389th Q I figured I would keep it simple. I think it was around 16 degrees or so and we were all dressed to impress, or rob banks. I knew […]
[the_beast] A very cold BEAST
AO: the_beast Q: Deadwood , PAX: Elmer’s, Deadwood, ChatterBox, Recalc, Damascus, Mad Dog, Smithers, U-Haul, Chastain, Zinfandel, Bottlecap, Monkey D, Dasher FNGs: None COUNT: 13 What had happened was: A typical Deadwood Q: – 1 pull up – Then go off campus without waiting for the six – Lots of running – A little bit […]