[Stairmaster] Stairmaster

AO: Stairmaster Q: Elmer’s , PAX: Gasparilla, Mad Dog, Shriver, Foundation, Dasher, Tron, Tollbooth, Elmer’s, Deflated FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Great group. Leg day included. Up and down the stadium stairs while also venturing outside the gates for some fun stuff. Great music provided by DJ Gas and his speaker that […]
[Ignition] J-j-j-j-jackpot!
AO: Ignition Q: Chastain , PAX: Bottlecap, Chastain, Afterburn, Hooch, Blade, Dasher, Singlet, Deep Dish FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: It wasn’t the first time we’ve run this route. It probably won’t be the last. But we got 5.25 miles and checked the mileage minimum box. We had higher Ignition numbers than […]
[Swarm] The one where Dasher’s water broke
AO: Swarm Q: Chastain , PAX: sump pump, Blade, Transporter, Dasher, Zinfandel, Gasparilla, Singlet, Schnitzel, Chastain, Hooch FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: I advertised that we’d be getting relatively low mileage for a 60 minute workout and I got a lot of skepticism. I got 2.7 and feel like that was accurate. […]
[Ignition] 🏴☠️ Bucs vs Ducks 🦆
AO: Ignition Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Glidah, Gerber, Dasher, Hooch, Gasparilla, Shriver, Chastain FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: The cold has subsided and the PAX have sprung forward into a new season of pain just in time for YHC to take the helm at Ignition. No long speeches but proper Diccs and a […]
[Stairmaster] Premonition 2: Car in the Stadium
AO: Stairmaster Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Foundation, U-Haul, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Dasher, Blue Screen of DEATH, Deflated, Mad Dog, Roomba, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 12 For my 174th Q, I woke up with this feeling that this might be the last time for a while we ever use the far stairs, rows 11 […]
[Swarm] Off Campus Swarm

AO: Swarm Q: Gerber , PAX: Mute, Easy Button, Singlet, Dasher, Blade, Shriver, Zinfandel, Gerber, Rain Man, Avis, Hooch, Gasparilla FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Maybe we had more. Maybe we had less. Writing a backblast 10 days later is not smart. Shriver is not human. I think he’s part machine. We […]
[Ignition] Ignition Combo
AO: Ignition Q: Hooch , PAX: Shriver, Gerber, Rain Man, Hooch, Singlet, Dasher FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Long mosey, bleachers work, sprints on track. Then randomness and long mosey to COT.
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Recalc, Gasparilla, Elmer’s, Ice9, Damascus, Dasher, Bottlecap FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Before boots even hit pavement, additional DICCS were issued with a very clear warning to the PAX: steer clear of black ice, white ice, Ice9 , or any other perceived Ice threats lurking in […]
[Flash] We beat the temps
AO: Flash Q: Chastain , PAX: Gerber, Hooch, Falcon, Bottlecap, Dasher, Ice9, Avis, Damascus, Black Hat, Singlet, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: Damascus whined so much about the Killer Bs so much on Saturday that I couldn’t not bring them back. We also did partner work around the middle school entrance […]
[the_beast] It was cold.
AO: the_beast Q: Deadwood , PAX: Mad Dog, Bottlecap, Chastain, ChatterBox, Dasher, Deadwood, U-Haul, Smithers, Zinfandel, Damascus, Recalc, Elmer’s FNGs: None COUNT: 12 For my 389th Q I figured I would keep it simple. I think it was around 16 degrees or so and we were all dressed to impress, or rob banks. I knew […]
