[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Damascus , PAX: Zinfandel, Shriver, Bottlecap, Sugar Daddy, Damascus, Gasparilla, Catfish, Elmer’s, Paper Jam, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Squats Merkins Pulluos Squats Big Bois Navy Burpees Tysons Merkins Jump squats 3ish Miles

[The Combine] The Monkey’s Paw

AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , PAX: Sugar Daddy, Maple Syrup, Middleman, Damascus, Recalc, Cholula, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Chaos, Rain Man, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Premature, Monkey D, Gasparilla, Chastain, Gerber, Landfill, Avis, Zinfandel, Jolly, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 26 What had happened was: So I had this stupid Q […]

[Impromptu] Impromptu

AO: Impromptu Q: Elmer’s , PAX: Falcon, Damascus, Zinfandel, Recalc, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Gasparilla, Ricky Bobby, Smithers, Avis, Carb Load, Schnitzel, Middleman, Elmer’s, Tron FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: A fun time was had by all

[The Floater] The Floater

AO: The Floater Q: Rockwell , PAX: Easy Button, Hot Yoga, Tron, Treble, Gasparilla, Rockwell, Recalc, Chastain, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: When I stepped up to give the disclaimer, all the Pax said in unison… “Are you sick??!” Nope. Just rocking my sexy, raspy voice this morning. Don’t worry about […]

[Asylum] Not so Super

AO: Asylum Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Chaos, Gasparilla, Middleman, U-Haul, Avis, Chastain FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Well it was the morning after the Superbowl so YHC and others were a bit foggy. I couldn’t take my eyes off the offensive master class the night before and just didn’t have time to come […]

[The Combine] Go Pats!!

AO: The Combine Q: Damascus , PAX: Avis, Tollbooth, Gasparilla, Middleman, Chainsaw, Falcon, Damascus, Premature, Carb Load FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: My goal today was to shake things up a bit so I decided to venture off campus a bit to a truly horrible hill for the bootcamp portion of the […]

[Impromptu] Impromptu freak off?

AO: Impromptu Q: Hooch , PAX: Middleman, Mad Dog, Hooch, Foundation, Gasparilla, 2xT, Deflated, Shriver, Avis, Recalc, Ricky Bobby, Tron, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 13 What had happened was: due to sh$#^y photography, please let me know if I missed anyone. We conquered the morning, will now conquer the day.

[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.

AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Recalc, Gasparilla, Elmer’s, Ice9, Damascus, Dasher, Bottlecap FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Before boots even hit pavement, additional DICCS were issued with a very clear warning to the PAX: steer clear of black ice, white ice, Ice9 , or any other perceived Ice threats lurking in […]

[The Combine] Surprise…

AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , Deadwood PAX: Gerber, Chastain, Rain Man, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Easy Button, Recalc, Gasparilla, Damascus, Black Hat, Deadwood, Jitterbug, Maple Syrup, Avis, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: 30 seconds before go time and Zin is a no show. Surprise! He’s in Miami and […]

[stairmaster] Pick Things Up & Put Them Down

AO: stairmaster Q: Zinfandel PAX: Zinfandel, Gasparilla, Blue Screen of DEATH, ChatterBox, U-Haul, Hot Yoga, Elmer’s, Tollbooth, Chaos, Mad Dog, Damascus, Transporter, Black Hat, Shriver, Recalc FNGs: None COUNT: 15 And for my 171st Q I showed up with 2mins to spare. I attempted to yell the DiCCS. Scramble for a warm up and LFG! […]