[off_the_books] 12/9/24 Mall Rucker Report 🌧️

AO: off_the_books Q: Gerber PAX: Rain Man, ChatterBox, Tron, Gerber FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: 🎒💦 The Mall Ruckers 5AM Ruck Report 💦🎒 It was a soggy start to the morning, but the true HIMs (High Impact Men) weren’t about to let a little rain keep them from the grind. Gerber, Chatterbox, […]

[titan] Avoiding the nipples

AO: titan Q: Bottlecap PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Falcon, Gerber, Mad Dog, Rain Man, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, U-Haul, Stagecoach FNGs: None COUNT: 10 There are some key moments in time that we look back and say, “That was a fork in the road that defined/shaped who I am.” For the PAX […]

[swarm] 12 Days of Christmas!

AO: swarm Q: Dunkin PAX: ChatterBox, Dasher – Jeff Green, Chastain, Dunkin, Rain Man, Shriver, Gerber FNGs: None COUNT: 7 It’s December so… 12 Days of Christmas!!! 12 Days of Christmas – 1 lap around Geeb Jungle – 2 burpees – 3 perfect merkins – 4 big boy sit-ups – 5 Tennessee Rocking Chairs – […]

[cowbell] Nippy

AO: cowbell Q: Dasher – Jeff Green PAX: Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Shania, Ice9, Black Hat, Stagecoach, Zinfandel, Dasher – Jeff Green, Rain Man, Hooch – Bret Turner, squirts, ChatterBox, Falcon, Avis, Spitz, Hollywood, U-Haul, Gerber FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: It was so :cold_face: I don’t remember what we did. All I […]

[cowbell] Nippy

AO: cowbell Q: Dasher – Jeff Green PAX: Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Shania, Ice9, Black Hat, Stagecoach, Zinfandel, Dasher – Jeff Green, Rain Man, Hooch – Bret Turner, squirts, ChatterBox, Falcon, Avis, Spitz, Hollywood, U-Haul, Gerber FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: It was so :cold_face: I don’t remember what we did. All I […]

[off_the_books] Off the Books đź“• at Watchtower

AO: off_the_books Q: Gerber PAX: Black Hat, Gerber, Rain Man, Deadwood, ChatterBox FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: This morning at 5 AM, five Pax gathered in the cold gloom for an off the books Ruck. Shoutout to Gerber, Rain Man, ChatterBox, and Deadwood—who showed up claiming he wasn’t going to work out […]

[_playhouse] #titan

AO: _playhouse Q: Rocketman , Rain Man PAX: Gasparilla, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, U-Haul, Chastain, Gerber, Bottlecap FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Rain Man led us through some surprisingly deep mud over to Dogwood park, an exciting run in the woods and then a series of painful hill runs, burpees, step ups, block jumps, pushups […]

[impromptu] Every workout should start at 7:00am

AO: impromptu Q: Bottlecap PAX: Bottlecap, Blue Screen of DEATH, Deep Dish, Fuse Box, Gerber, Hoser, Mad Dog, Posse, Schneider/Tom Evans, U-Haul, O69, Doozy (F3 Richmond) , Sticks FNGs: 1 Sticks COUNT: 15 What had happened was: – Holidays hours are brilliant – We definitely worked harder than Mike Tyson did against Jake Paul – […]

[cowbell] 15 years

AO: cowbell Q: Hatchet PAX: Jim Long-Bypass, Easy Button, Hi-Hat, Schneider/Tom Evans, Dana, Chastain, Loafer, Dunkin, 2xT, squirts, Das Boot, Blue Screen of DEATH, Avis, Rain Man, Elmer’s, Rooster, Centerfold, Schnitzel, Hooch – Bret Turner, SOGGY, Chicken Little, J-Woww, Hatchet, Dasher – Jeff Green, Hollywood, Twinkle toes, Stage Coach, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Gerber, Deadwood, […]

[impromptu] We are the Champions

AO: impromptu Q: Dasher – Jeff Green PAX: Dana, Hooch – Bret Turner, Rain Man, Avis, Falcon, Zinfandel, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, squirts, Dasher – Jeff Green, Gerber, Chastain, Easy Button, Bottlecap, Schneider/Tom Evans FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Get shit done! Little merkin prep for the Marvin vs Waxhaw relay. […]