[The B.E.A.S.T.] THE B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Schneider , PAX: Bottlecap, Mad Dog, Recalc, Smithers, Chicken Little, Glidah, Schneider, Catfish, Ice9, Easy Button, Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby, World Cup, fugitive FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: Warm up Mosey to the bus parking lot -Moroccan nightclubs -side, straddle hop -30 second plank -upper dog -downward dog -runners […]
[Ignition] Ignition – just sucked
AO: Ignition Q: Hooch , Gerber, Glidah, Singlet, Chastain, Rain Man PAX: Singlet, Hooch, Gerber, Glidah, Chastain, Rain Man FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: unenjoyable, sucked ass, not fun. The workout deserves a real backblast. Opening mosey to the 55 and older community down cutty, jus a fun mile and a half jaunt […]
[Impromptu] Impromptu
AO: Impromptu Q: Glidah , PAX: Glidah, Rain Man, Inspector Gadget, Easy Button, Falcon, Rocketman, Tron, Recalc, Foundation, Deflated, Smithers, fugitive, Chainsaw, Bueller FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: we ran short bursts in between an upper, abs, and lower body exercise. Made it around the entire cutty campus. Remember: always run through […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Rain Man , PAX: Zinfandel, Recalc, Ice9, Gasparilla, Inspector Gadget, Rain Man, Glidah, Schneider, Ten Count Nero, fugitive FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Neighborhood 7’s cul de sac- Tysons/hurleys Loop- every driveway on the right-IC 1. mountain climbers 2. Money humpers 3. Dry docks 4. Squats 5. Perfect […]
[Dromedary] Dromedary
AO: Dromedary Q: Glidah , PAX: Glidah, Posse, Premature, 10 Count FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: 6 years have gone by since I Q’d at this glorious site. I even found the weinke I wrote up back then and used 50% of it again. The timeless, still extra sucky – build a […]
[The Floater] Convergence @ The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Ten Count Nero, Smithers, Recalc, Singlet, Lambeau, Drive By, Hot Yoga, fugitive, Zinfandel, Dunkin, Deflated, Zorro, Posse, Chastain, Elmer’s, Damascus, Hollywood, Chicken Little, Rubbermaid, Ghosted, Carb Load, U-Haul, Schneider, Kid Rock, Foundation, Paper Jam, World Cup, Ricky Bobby, Cartel, Falcon, Twinkle toes, Flip Phone, Seabass, Glidah, Magnolia, […]
[Ignition] Ignition- 50th B-Day Q (RESPECT)

AO: Ignition Q: Rain Man , PAX: Chastain, Rain Man, Singlet, Bottlecap, Hooch, Gerber, Hollywood, Ice9, Glidah, Falcon FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: 50 YEARS OLD… AND STILL STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THIS! 😂 The 50th birthday beatdown did NOT disappoint! We celebrated the only way we know how—in the GLOOM, with […]
[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Deflated , PAX: Magnolia, Smithers, Easy Button, Rockwell, Zorro, Glidah, Recalc, Deflated, World Cup FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: two rectangles, something at every corner. Repeat
[Impromptu] Spiderman
AO: Impromptu Q: Chastain , PAX: Mad Dog, Chicken Little, ChatterBox, Foundation, Falcon, Glidah, Magnolia, Zinfandel, U-Haul, Gilmore, Chastain, Inspector Gadget, Schneider, Chainsaw, Deflated, Fossil, Naughty List, Sharkpedo FNGs: None COUNT: 18 What had happened was: I warned Deflated that I’d probably figure out what we were doing around 5:35am. That wasn’t true. I built […]
[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Glidah , PAX: Catfish, Glidah, Zinfandel, Ten Count Nero, Rooster, Gasparilla, Easy Button, Zoro FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Zin mentioned, encouraged, forced, me out of Q hibernation. I actually did some Google maps milage calculation and took a few suggestions from the M’s training log to ensure […]
