[the_floater] I’m more of a Crotch Man

AO: the_floater Q: Smithers PAX: Hatchet, Chastain, Mad Dog, Smithers, Falcon, Premature, Sugar Daddy FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: First and foremost, Hatchet provided TMI and we voted for renaming to Crotch Man :clap: You are forewarned that the next Chastain Q will include an awful workout of Mr stupid creation. The […]

[mount_x] No jorts

AO: mount_x Q: Hatchet PAX: Elmer’s, Hatchet, Wilbur, Chainsaw, Fuse Box, Sugar Daddy FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: The site Q’s crushed it. Elmer’s is a unique specimen. He is a redneck that bonds with the regulars. It’s a unique skill set that you don’t see often. He’s just a charming guy […]

[bushwood] The egg biz…you’ll want to read this one…just trust me.

AO: bushwood Q: Hatchet PAX: Deep Dish, Posse, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 3 I’m honored to write the first backblast for Bushwood since the winter. Spring has sprung, it’s a new season, so I’ll kick that off with a backblast. But it’s okay, the internet is spotty in Marvin. As Gerber so eloquently noted a […]

[asylum] Mix it up

AO: asylum Q: Hatchet PAX: squirts, Avis, Landfill, Hatchet, Blue Screen of DEATH, Loafer, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 7 I used up most of my creative energy, describing the egg transaction earlier this morning. But I didn’t forget about asylum. I always thought that Landfill was just a good site Q. But now I know […]

[ruckus] Who Wants to be Me More Than Me?

AO: ruckus Q: Posse PAX: McGruff, U-Haul, Hatchet, Chastain, Deadwood, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Neighborhood Watch sucked, but before the body lost any heat, ruckus showed up on Sundays. NW was dumb for a 60 minute walk, but here we are – Ruckus becomes an hour long today, and I get to Q. And […]

[commitment] Fuse box again???

AO: commitment Q: Fuse Box PAX: Fuse Box, Das Boot, Chastain, U-Haul, Catfish, Hatchet, Say Ahh FNGs: 1 Say Ahh COUNT: 7 I knows I Q’ed commitment recently but didn’t realize it was just last week until this morning. Whoops. Saw a need to I filled it without thinking. The workout: We did things. It […]

[ignition] 4 miles….maybe

AO: ignition Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Deadwood, Zinfandel, Deflated, Foundation, ChatterBox, Easy Button, Recalc, Drive By, Rain Man FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Nice little promo from Foundation yesterday to kick things off. It was slightly cynical of Hatchet though….which is fine, because it was hilarious. But to be clear, I have […]

[body_shop] I thought this was a gear workout?

AO: body_shop Q: SOGGY PAX: Hatchet, Penalty Box, Sun Drop, Posse, Twinkle toes, Das Boot, Hi-Hat, Roomba, Lambeau FNGs: None COUNT: 10 It was an honor to lead today’s F3 workout. Selfishly, I wanted to get the mile in first and then hit some strength work, so we kicked things off with a mosey around […]

[dromedary] AARP

AO: dromedary Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Das Boot, Goodfella, Noonan, Centerfold, Deep Dish, J-Woww FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Had to modify a little, fast had me a little weak. Partner work: step ups, iirkins, dips, 100 each. Repeat but drop to 50 each and change to dirkins. Bear crawl/lunge rotation Calf […]

[ruck_u] Ruck U

AO: ruck_u Q: Deadwood PAX: Afterburn, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Gasparilla, U-Haul, Deadwood, Hatchet, Transporter, ChatterBox, Dunkin, Zinfandel, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: