[body_shop] What if Chipotle didn’t focus on abs?

AO: Body_Shop Q: Das Boot PAX: Das Boot, One Star, Tanyatine-Tim Braun, J-Woww, Chipotle, Big Tuna FNGs: None COUNT: 6 MOLESKINE: Yeah, what if Chipotle didn’t do abs at all? Like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop, we’ll probably never know. At least, not today. Lots […]

[flash] 1-2-3-Hundred

AO: Flash Q: Smithers PAX: maplesyrup, Dana, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Landfill, Jingles, Hi-Hat, Fuse Box, Magnolia, Inspector Gadget, Surge – Jim Connell, Twinkle toes, Bottlecap, Gerber, Foundation, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Schnitzel, Rockwell, Transporter, Rain Man, Dasher – Jeff Green, Zinfandel, Easy Button, Falcon, Seabass- Tim Carey, Schneider/Tom […]

[last_call] Dress like it’s 20 below

AO: Last_Call Q: Bottlecap PAX: Bottlecap, Das Boot, J-Woww, One Star, Noonan, Premature, Centerfold, Chipotle FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: SSH, Squawkers, Merkins, MCs, PPs THE THANG: Hit every cubby at the high school. Merkins, Supines, one-legged stair jumps, Calf raises, Abs, and some sprinting MARY: A decent amount of Pretzel Pistols and plank 10/20 […]

[_playhouse] Aqua Q

AO: _Playhouse Q: Twinkle toes PAX: J-Woww, Schnitzel, Cliffhanger, Judge Smails, Deep Dish, Flip Phone, Twinkle toes, One Star FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: THE THANG: 7 of diamonds MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: cliffhangers parents need prayers ongoing, buns, and Susan and all prayers held within. COT:

[dromedary] Back to back!! Finish where we started

AO: Dromedary Q: Tim Braun-Tanyatine PAX: J-Woww, Fuse Box, Noonan, Judge Smails, Deep Dish, Posse, Das Boot, Schnitzel, Tim Braun-Tanyatine, One Star FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: IW, calf stretch, up/down dog, motivators THE THANG: ran, lifted rocks, ran, ate at the cafeteria, ran, pushed a wall… had pax do some other stuff MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: […]

[flash] Keep It Moving

AO: Flash Q: Rockwell PAX: Surge – Jim Connell, Zinfandel, Rabbit, ChatterBox, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Mad Dog, PSenick – F3 twinkle toes, J-Woww, Shop Dawg, Damascus, Magnolia, Noonan, Hi-Hat, SnB, D.A.R.E., O69, Foundation, Chicken Little, Shriver, Rerun, Relax FNGs: None COUNT: 22 A little curveball to start the day with NO opening Mosey. […]

[_playhouse] Windy City themed circuit

AO: _Playhouse Q: Judge Smails PAX: Deep Dish, J-Woww, Big Tuna FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: classic vanilla THE THANG: We found some refuge from the wind under the middle school entrance canopy where we jammed to some new tunes and some classics while cycling through a 20 minute continuous circuit of 1) 10 push-ups […]

[commitment] The Kensington 300

AO: Commitment Q: Mad Dog PAX: Fuse Box, Doughboy, Rubbermaid, Posse, Rob Rosenthal – Drive By, Jingles, Goodfella (Jim Badolato), Deep Dish, Chainsaw, Chastain, Centerfold, J-Woww, Gerber, Dave Bailey aka Popeye, Sledge-O-Matic (James Gallagher), Smithers, Strawberry, Bread Bowl, El Chapo, Keith “El Chapo” FNGs: 1 Keith “El Chapo” COUNT: 20 WARMUP: Largely just limbering up […]

[flash] Have a very merry Mele Kalikimaka, you filty animals, over and over and over

AO: Flash Q: Mute PAX: Mute, Surge – Jim Connell, O69, Chicken Little, SnB, D.A.R.E., Transporter, Cliffhanger, ChatterBox, Mad Dog, J-Woww, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Rockwell, Damascus, Two Timer, Rubbermaid, Sledge-O-Matic (James Gallagher), Rerun FNGs: 1 Rerun COUNT: 18 One more burpee-penalized workout upon wrong answers to a seasonal quiz. This one, mostly based on […]

[flash] Strength and Speed

AO: Flash Q: Two Hand Touch PAX: Sledge-O-Matic (James Gallagher), Chicken Little, Inspector Gadget, Dana, Rain Man, Gerber, Toe Jelly (Aju Jacob), Rockwell, Foundation, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Schnitzel, Deflated, Bottlecap, Easy Button, ChatterBox, Mad Dog, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Surge – Jim Connell, J-Woww, Chainsaw, Shop Dawg, O69, Dave Bailey aka Popeye FNGs: None […]