[Flash] Flash
AO: Flash Q: Damascus , PAX: 2xT, Mad Dog, Damascus, Inspector Gadget, Ice9 FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Some partner work at the circle, with rocks, and an alcove along with individual exercises at lights in front of the school. 2.74 miles total
[Impromptu] Impromptu
AO: Impromptu Q: Schneider , PAX: Dunkin, Glidah, Elmer’s, Chainsaw, Smithers, Schneider, Bottlecap, Deflated, Gerber, Maple Syrup, Falcon, Mad Dog, 2xT, Spitz, Carb Load, Rain Man, Shriver, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 18 What had happened was: Mosey to the front of the school 15 side straddle hop 15 Moroccan nightclub Runner stretch Calf stretch […]
[The Rock] Merkins are not a warm up
AO: The Rock Q: Endo , PAX: Rebate, Roomba, Elmer’s, Sledge-O-Matic, Rocketman, Peaches, Xerox, Endo, Mad Dog, Penalty Box, Rockwell, BloodClot FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Endo led a real warm up – things like imperial walkers, stretches, low slow squats (actually low and actually slow). This may surprise you but merkins, […]
[Flash] Flash
AO: Flash Q: Deflated , PAX: Damascus, Deflated, Maple Syrup, Magnolia, Easy Button, Falcon, Mad Dog FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: warmup. HS Side entrance: calf raises, mike tysons, squats, burpee. Round about next to stadium: Dry docks and a lap. Two alcoves next to HS: air presses and jabs. Front of […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] Core Beast
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Bottlecap , PAX: Premature, Mad Dog, U-Haul, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Catfish, Dasher, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was:
[Flash] Flash
AO: Flash Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Mad Dog, Deflated, Maple Syrup, Gasparilla, Foundation, Zinfandel, Inspector Gadget, Black Hat FNGs: COUNT: 8 What had happened was: With the USMNT chasing World Cup glory, eight PAX answered the call to represent the red, white, and blue with a morning full of hustle, grit, and teamwork. No flopping, […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Wilbur , PAX: Wilbur, Mad Dog, Blue Screen of DEATH, Bottlecap, Schneider, U-Haul, Maple Syrup FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Started with a mosey to the other end of the parking lot for warmups and letting Mad Dog be fashionably late. Speaking of fashion, great coordination by Schneider and […]
[The Combine] The Combine

AO: The Combine Q: Elmer’s , Mad Dog PAX: Mad Dog, Jitterbug, Falcon, Chainsaw, Black Hat, Elmer’s, Recalc, Avis FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Mad Dog and I teamed up for a glorious Co-Q at The Combine. We had some help from Chastain getting our kettlebells and Gasparilla’s speaker down to the […]
[Flash] Mutiny
AO: Flash Q: Chastain , PAX: Shriver, Mad Dog, Schneider, Easy Button, Falcon, Zinfandel, Chastain, Maple Syrup FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: We hit a few alcoves. We moved a few rocks. The important part is I was trying to keep us under 3 miles but after everyone whined and complained and […]
[The Combine] Only Coffee (Like Only Fans, but only dudes)

AO: The Combine Q: Mad Dog , Elmer’s PAX: Premature, Mad Dog, Falcon, Deadwood, Chaos, Rockslide, Chainsaw, Gasparilla, Elmer’s, Avis, Middleman, Chastain, Chicken Little, Scuba 🤿 FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Only Coffee — A Backblast 0730. Real men were out there doing burpees somewhere in the gloom, and Mad Dog rolled […]
