[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch
AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]
[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[Diesel] Diesel – Larger Than Life Edition
AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Middleman, Chaos, Avis, Peaches, Endo, Posse, Hatchet, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Bottlecap, Shriver, Roomba, Tollbooth, Xerox, U-Haul, MDF FNGs: 1 MDF COUNT: 16 What had happened was: We said Bye Bye Bye to dry socks and got it going. It was rainy. It was warm. It was moist in ways only […]
[Cowbell] ☠️ Shiver me Shingles ☠️
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]
[The Combine] The Monkey’s Paw
AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , PAX: Sugar Daddy, Maple Syrup, Middleman, Damascus, Recalc, Cholula, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Chaos, Rain Man, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Premature, Monkey D, Gasparilla, Chastain, Gerber, Landfill, Avis, Zinfandel, Jolly, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 26 What had happened was: So I had this stupid Q […]
[Impromptu] Impromptu
AO: Impromptu Q: Elmer’s , PAX: Falcon, Damascus, Zinfandel, Recalc, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Gasparilla, Ricky Bobby, Smithers, Avis, Carb Load, Schnitzel, Middleman, Elmer’s, Tron FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: A fun time was had by all
[Cowbell] Failed Q Jack
AO: Cowbell Q: Damascus , PAX: Shriver, fugitive, Monkey D, Smithers, One Star, Twinkle toes, Das Boot, Schneider, Tron, Kid Rock, Radar, Transporter, Gerber, 2xT, Tollbooth, Zinfandel, Mad Dog, Flip Phone, Glidah, Hot Yoga, Deflated, Chainsaw, Rain Man, Ricky Bobby, Blue Screen of DEATH, Middleman, Elmer’s, Recalc, Falcon, Carb Load, Black Hat, Chastain, Damascus, Dunkin, […]
[Asylum] Not so Super
AO: Asylum Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Chaos, Gasparilla, Middleman, U-Haul, Avis, Chastain FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Well it was the morning after the Superbowl so YHC and others were a bit foggy. I couldn’t take my eyes off the offensive master class the night before and just didn’t have time to come […]
[The Combine] Go Pats!!
AO: The Combine Q: Damascus , PAX: Avis, Tollbooth, Gasparilla, Middleman, Chainsaw, Falcon, Damascus, Premature, Carb Load FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: My goal today was to shake things up a bit so I decided to venture off campus a bit to a truly horrible hill for the bootcamp portion of the […]
[Impromptu] Impromptu freak off?
AO: Impromptu Q: Hooch , PAX: Middleman, Mad Dog, Hooch, Foundation, Gasparilla, 2xT, Deflated, Shriver, Avis, Recalc, Ricky Bobby, Tron, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 13 What had happened was: due to sh$#^y photography, please let me know if I missed anyone. We conquered the morning, will now conquer the day.