[Dromedary] Dromedary – Chaos Style

AO: Dromedary Q: Chaos , PAX: Posse, Centerfold, Middleman, Carb Load, Premature, Chaos, Noonan, Avis, Twinkle toes, Mayhem, Freefall, Punxsy FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: A bunch of hard working and great looking guys showed up for a good ole fashion track workout. Stretches included SSH, MNC’s, CS’s, RS’s, DD’s into UD’s […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Middleman , Gasparilla PAX: Damascus, Sugar Daddy, 2xT, Chainsaw, Posse, Jitterbug, Middleman, Zinfandel, Deadwood, Elmer’s, Chastain, Gasparilla, Premature, Easy Button, sump pump, Chaos, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: we did half rifle carry and half light jog to the field, double calf stretch which made Damascus […]
[Cowbell] Cowbell
AO: Cowbell Q: Schneider , PAX: Damascus, Middleman, U-Haul, Chastain, Gerber, Blue Screen of DEATH, Schneider, Avis, Foundation, Chainsaw, 2xT, Rain Man FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: worked hard and
[Off the Chain] Off the Chain ride #5

AO: Off the Chain Q: Breezer , PAX: Juice, Middleman, Rockwell, Breezer, Magnolia, Sparky, Kick Stand, Peaches, Mustard, Snuggles, Cartel, Buffet, Rag, Frugal, Floppy Disk, Stretcher, Cableguy, Speed racer, hitchhiker, Weedwhacker, blowout, Sharkbite, High hat FNGs: None COUNT: 23 What had happened was: group A was lead by kickstand who took off at a blistering […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Avis , PAX: Loafer, Mute, Avis, Landfill, Middleman, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Warm Up lap then Side straddle hop, mountain climbers, Calf Stretch, up/down dog Indian Run to Flag Pole with sandbag Flag Pole Rock Work 1 guy is timer, runs to other end with sandbag and […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Sugar Daddy , PAX: Easy Button, Gasparilla, Damascus, Chainsaw, Maple Syrup, Black Hat, Middleman, Tollbooth, Chastain, Transporter, Mad Dog, Jitterbug, Shriver, ChatterBox, Elmer’s, Sugar Daddy, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 17 B-Day Q… great execution by Elmers and Gasperilla…..
[Cowbell] Cowbell
AO: Cowbell Q: Avis , PAX: Zinfandel, Chainsaw, Avis, Foundation, sump pump, Middleman, Freefall, Deflated, Ricky Bobby, Recalc, Sausage Party, Tron, squirts FNGs: None COUNT: 13 Quick warmup then line up in a row with KB’s at Petsmart sidewalk. Do as many reps as possible as one person grabs a sand bag and runs to […]
[Asylum] Disrupt the Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Gasparilla, Middleman, Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Freefall, Chaos, Cupid FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: We rolled into Asylum with a slightly different approach today—new weinke, added sandbags, and an intentional push to disrupt the norm. It’s easy to fall into routine. Same movements, same flow, same […]
[Cowbell] Slinging led in the gloom
AO: Cowbell Q: Chicken Little , PAX: U-Haul, Chicken Little, Damascus, Black Hat, Falcon, Chainsaw, Hooch, 2xT, squirts, Tron, Deflated, Smithers, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Middleman, Chaos, Chunky Soup FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: We worked hard in the humid Morning 120 swings 100 merkins 60 kneeling chops 60 bent over […]
[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch
AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]
