[stairmaster] Leg/Arm Day

AO: stairmaster Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Wilbur, Dasher, Transporter, Middleman, Roomba, Mad Dog, Tollbooth FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Transporter marketed today as “leg day”, which, I suppose it was since it is Stairmaster and we did climb a few steps. But that was not my primary focus. Before I get into […]

[asylum] 2 If By Sea

AO: asylum Q: Damascus PAX: Avis, Landfill, Loafer, Chicken Little, Schneider, Dunkin, Black Hat, Gasparilla, Damascus, Middleman, Chaos, squirts, @Redcoat FNGs: 1 @Redcoat COUNT: 13 What had happened was: – Some partner work – 100 merkins, 150 bigbois, 200 squats – Target serpentine – 10 speed skaters, 10 jump squats – 7s – Tysons, Dry […]

[impromptu] Cowptu

AO: impromptu Q: Chicken Little PAX: Schneider, Foundation, Ricky Bobby, Falcon, Chicken Little, Smithers, Tron, Deflated, Chainsaw, Dasher, Rockwell, Easy Button, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Middleman, Spider Monkey FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: we brought some cowbell to impromptu and worked 1. Normal stuff Sprints -bear crawl – Bonnie […]

[cowbell] You must shock the muscle!

AO: cowbell Q: Avis PAX: Singlet, Damascus, Shriver, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, squirts, U-Haul, Chaos, Middleman, Schneider, Gerber, Blue Screen of DEATH, Avis, Hooch, Ice9, Ricky Bobby, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, fugitive, Recalc FNGs: None COUNT: 20 What had happened was: Thick fog didn’t slow down the pax in this Arnold/F3/chatgpt inspired kettlebell and sprints workout. Round […]

[asylum] Asylum – 1/5

AO: asylum Q: Deflated PAX: Foundation, Smithers, Avis, Loafer, Middleman, Deflated, Landfill, Gilmore FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: We set out to do a variety of straight line and 4 corner work around the Brooklyn Pizza/Greco Fresh building for a while. 30 minutes in my hurt calf turned into my injured calf/potentially […]

[stairmaster] 2026 Convergence #1 – HAPOY NEW YEAR🍾

AO: stairmaster Q: U-Haul PAX: Falcon, Sugar Daddy, Deadwood, Chastain, Black Hat, U-Haul, Mad Dog, Radar, Elmer’s, Wilbur, Chicken Little, Chaos, Fuse Box, Easy Button, Jingles, Bottlecap, Monkey D, Posse, Chainsaw, Roomba, Gasparilla, Rubbermaid, Dasher, Landfill, Hot Yoga, Avis, Mailman, Middleman, Thunder Cat, Pinto, Cholula, Jolly FNGs: None COUNT: 32 What had happened was: Waxhaw […]

[cowbell] Taking rest of the year off…

AO: cowbell Q: Blue Screen of DEATH PAX: Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Chicken Little, Middleman, Ricky Bobby, Shriver, U-Haul, Chainsaw, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Target parking lot, flip-flop between swings and sprints and side, lunges and sprints PetSmart parking lot ab work and sprints

[cowbell] Christmas Eve Cowbell Convergence 🎄🔔

AO: cowbell Q: U-Haul PAX: Bratwurst, U-Haul, Maple Syrup, Mayhem, Gerber, O69, Twinkle toes, Mad Dog, Spitz, Dasher, Carb Load, Chicken Little, Catfish, Hatchet, Monkey D, Tollbooth, Rain Man, Hooch, Blue Screen of DEATH, Chastain, Gasparilla, Punxsy, Fuse Box, Tron, ChatterBox, Posse, 2xT, Elmer’s, Black Hat, O-69, Chainsaw, Rockwell, Shriver, Singlet, Ricky Bobby, squirts, Chaos, […]

[the_rock] Naughty Christmas

AO: the_rock Q: Fuse Box PAX: Fuse Box, squirts, Roomba, McGruff, Middleman, Chaos, Bassoon FNGs: 1 Bassoon COUNT: 7 Naughty Christmas playlist ready. The classic Motown songs with a couple dirty ones like “merry Christmas from the family” and “back door Santa”. We felt like we were 30 minutes in but only 13 minutes had […]

[impromptu] Gasparilla Bowl 🔥🏴‍☠️🏉

AO: impromptu Q: Gasparilla PAX: Maple Syrup, Smithers, Deflated, Recalc, Falcon, Mad Dog, Elmer’s, Rockwell, U-Haul, Avis, Chainsaw, Middleman, 2xT FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: The biggest bowl game of the year—The Gasparilla Bowl—did not disappoint. Pregame coverage started with the essentials: SSHs and light stretching, just enough to loosen the hips […]