[Off the Chain] Off the Chain ride #5
AO: Off the Chain Q: Breezer , PAX: Juice, Middleman, Rockwell, Breezer, Magnolia, Sparky, Kick Stand, Peaches, Mustard, Snuggles, Cartel, Buffet, Rag, Frugal, Floppy Disk, Stretcher, Cableguy, Speed racer, hitchhiker, Weedwhacker, blowout, Sharkbite, High hat FNGs: None COUNT: 23 What had happened was: group A was lead by kickstand who took off at a blistering […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Avis , PAX: Loafer, Mute, Avis, Landfill, Middleman, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Warm Up lap then Side straddle hop, mountain climbers, Calf Stretch, up/down dog Indian Run to Flag Pole with sandbag Flag Pole Rock Work 1 guy is timer, runs to other end with sandbag and […]
[The Combine] The Combine
AO: The Combine Q: Sugar Daddy , PAX: Easy Button, Gasparilla, Damascus, Chainsaw, Maple Syrup, Black Hat, Middleman, Tollbooth, Chastain, Transporter, Mad Dog, Jitterbug, Shriver, ChatterBox, Elmer’s, Sugar Daddy, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 17 B-Day Q… great execution by Elmers and Gasperilla…..
[Cowbell] Cowbell
AO: Cowbell Q: Avis , PAX: Zinfandel, Chainsaw, Avis, Foundation, sump pump, Middleman, Freefall, Deflated, Ricky Bobby, Recalc, Sausage Party, Tron, squirts FNGs: None COUNT: 13 Quick warmup then line up in a row with KB’s at Petsmart sidewalk. Do as many reps as possible as one person grabs a sand bag and runs to […]
[Asylum] Disrupt the Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Gasparilla, Middleman, Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Freefall, Chaos, Cupid FNGs: COUNT: 7 What had happened was: We rolled into Asylum with a slightly different approach today—new weinke, added sandbags, and an intentional push to disrupt the norm. It’s easy to fall into routine. Same movements, same flow, same […]
[Cowbell] Slinging led in the gloom
AO: Cowbell Q: Chicken Little , PAX: U-Haul, Chicken Little, Damascus, Black Hat, Falcon, Chainsaw, Hooch, 2xT, squirts, Tron, Deflated, Smithers, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Middleman, Chaos, Chunky Soup FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: We worked hard in the humid Morning 120 swings 100 merkins 60 kneeling chops 60 bent over […]
[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch
AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]
[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[Diesel] Diesel – Larger Than Life Edition
AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Middleman, Chaos, Avis, Peaches, Endo, Posse, Hatchet, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Bottlecap, Shriver, Roomba, Tollbooth, Xerox, U-Haul, MDF FNGs: 1 MDF COUNT: 16 What had happened was: We said Bye Bye Bye to dry socks and got it going. It was rainy. It was warm. It was moist in ways only […]
[Cowbell] ☠️ Shiver me Shingles ☠️
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]