[Dromedary] Dromedary
AO: Dromedary Q: Rockwell , PAX: Mayhem, Rockwell, Rooster, Turkeydrop, Posse, Noonan, Das Boot, Carb Load, Falcon, One Star, Dunkin, Punxsy, Twinkle toes, Cholula, Monkey D, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: A dangerous blend of 16 boot campers and yoga warriors showed up ready to put in some work. After the […]
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: Posse , PAX: Mayhem, Posse, Peaches, Penalty Box, Roomba, squirts, Chaos, Endo, Treble FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Dressed in 4 of the 5 colors of the Olympic rings, I set out for us to be multi-sport athletes. Every exercise needed an explanation except curls. The Thang: – Parade of Nations – […]
[Border Patrol] Touching the Borders
AO: Border Patrol Q: Paper Jam , PAX: Drive By, Posse, Paper Jam, Ghosted FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: 4 PAX touched the border of Cuerton as we launched from the Lycan.
[The Lycan] The Lycan 2/16
AO: The Lycan Q: Punxsy , PAX: Rockwell, Posse, Sugar Daddy, Drive By, Chainsaw, Catfish, Ghosted, Hot Yoga, Punxsy, Premature, Paper Jam, Monkey D, Dunkin, Cholula, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: Mosey around the church and then warmed up. Cascading Burpee suicides in parking lot mixed with big boys. Mini Murph […]
[Ruckus] Ruckus
AO: Ruckus Q: Hatchet , PAX: Posse, Tollbooth, Cartel, Hatchet, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: We started off talking about oatmeal cream pies. Things starting digressing fast after that. As far as the workout goes, it was a good burn. 3+ miles with a sub 17:30 pace while rotating the 40lb […]
[Diesel] Diesel
AO: Diesel Q: One Star , PAX: One Star, Endo, U-Haul, Posse, Peaches, Mayhem, Chaos, Penalty Box, Roomba, Spitz FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Mayhem warmed us up while One Star drove around Waxhaw picking up pallets. We then stretched out our calves for 20 mins…happy calves, happy wife or something like […]
[Body Shop] Body shop
AO: Body Shop Q: Hatchet , PAX: Das Boot, Posse, Noonan, J-Woww, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: J woww has acquired a new roommate and is excited about where things are heading. Mosey. Calf and shoulder stretching. 100 Chest presses. 20 Squats. 80 Curls. 60 LBCs. Jogs w/calf raises (75). 60 […]
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: Sun Drop , PAX: Endo, Treble, Posse, Peaches, Penalty Box, Mayhem, Rockwell, Roomba, Sun Drop FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Warmups with Daisy Pickers ( Mayhem prefers potatoes), Hillbillies, Arm Rolls, Tempo Squats, High Knees, Abe Vigodas and Motivators. The Thang was timed intervals using Coupons of Arm […]
[Ruckus] Penis caps & adhesive ball warmers
AO: Ruckus Q: Posse , PAX: Posse, Tollbooth, Hatchet, Cartel, Chaos FNGs: COUNT: 5 Something attached to Chaos on the way out of the cemetery. Hooched it, but just barely. Hatchet took us out. Be the 1 guy out of 100 who brings the rest back. Thanks to the Slack upgrade, no announcements need to […]
[Paper Trail] A nice walk in the woods
AO: Paper Trail Q: Posse , Cliffhanger PAX: Posse, Cliffhanger FNGs: COUNT: 2 Olympic opening ceremonies were last night. It’s a biennial tradition for me to watch it with the hope that we can see each other’s humanity. To acknowledge that we come from different places, but still strive for the same things.