[commitment] Nothing left in the (thinking) tank

AO: commitment Q: Posse PAX: J-Woww, Premature, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 3 Had the structure of what I wanted to do, but lacked the individual exercises to do it. I thought there were going to be some fairly newish Pax would attend, so I planned to bring some old school stuff back to the new […]

[diesel] We’re all scared of more than rain

AO: diesel Q: Posse PAX: Floppy Disk, U-Haul, Dunkin, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 4 I, too, came up with a Friday the 13th themed workout. Without comparing mine to Kid Rock’s, let’s just agree that each was the best in his state. I expanded my Fthe13:tm: theme to include other horror series like “Nightmare on […]

[gumby] Kung Fu U

AO: gumby Q: Posse PAX: Rocketman, Dunkin, Rooster, U-Haul, Sony, Roomba, Pyro, Paper Jam, Posse, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 10 A few weeks ago, Paper Jam plead with the Pax to Q gumby so the same 4 men aren’t doing it all the time. He purposefully avoided eye contact with me when he said this, […]

[the_lycan] “Honey, why are your knees black?”

AO: the_lycan Q: Posse PAX: fugitive, Monkey D, Sugar Daddy, Elmer’s, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 5 :white_check_mark: Man Touch Monday New exercises: – Chair lift – Dipsticks – Arkansas Rocking Chairs Played Donkey & Merkin (make sure Sugar Daddy is in the backyard-basketball-ballers channel) ANNOUNCEMENT: Same place & time for the June Convergence next Monday; […]

[ruckus] So glad it’s longer

AO: ruckus Q: Posse PAX: Pyro, Wilbur, Cartel, U-Haul, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Did this route when ruckus was only 45 minutes & barely got to where I wanted to go. COT: Unlike cynicism, hopefulness is hard-earned, makes demands upon us, & can often feel like the most indefensible & lonely place on Earth. […]

[commitment] Baseball Anyone?

AO: commitment Q: U-Haul , Posse, Mute PAX: Posse, U-Haul, Chainsaw, Wilbur, Rickshaw, Checkers, None FNGs: 1 None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: The Thang: U-Haul arrived early and got to work setting up the field like a HIM. Left field felt like a sauna was a mildly wet lawn, right field was like […]

[last_call] Friday is Leg Day

AO: last_call Q: Carb Load PAX: Rooster, Posse, Deep Dish, Carb Load, Punxsy, One Star, Noonan, JWOWW, Big Tuna FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: We did some new stuff and explored the neighborhood of Weddington Chase. Even got a little pool parking lot time in. Leg Day!

[gumby] extra pigeons, no pjs

AO: gumby Q: Sony PAX: Sony, Dunkin, Roomba, Jingles, Bratwurst, U-Haul, Rickshaw, Posse, Xerox, kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Paper jam was called out a couple of times, I’ll let the rest of the pax give him grief. And apparently flapjack isnt a term for a yoga pose. We’ll have to figure out the word. […]

[wxw_express] Mile Time Trial 2025

AO: wxw_express Q: Tuck PAX: Drive By, Shania, Rubbermaid, Blue Screen of DEATH, Kilo, Pothole, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 8 After following an AI-generated training plan for 8 long weeks we finally made it to the mile time trial. Everything went our way this morning- we had great weather, full access to the track, AND […]