[stairmaster] Shadows and Light
AO: stairmaster Q: Gasparilla PAX: Transporter, Tron, Hot Yoga, Chaos, Blade, Mad Dog, Elmer’s, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: The gloom hit different this morning at StairMaster. Maybe it was the balmy air, maybe it was an unnamed PAX rolling in hot at 5:15 or maybe it […]
[cowbell] Upper body beatdown
AO: cowbell Q: Singlet PAX: Hooch, Zinfandel, Black Hat, Gerber, Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Jitterbug, Rain Man, Recalc, Tron, U-Haul, Singlet, squirts, O69, Middleman FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was:
[commitment] Let’s Go Fuck Some Cows
AO: commitment Q: Monkey D , One Star PAX: One Star, Monkey D, Fuse Box, Hatchet, Tollbooth, Sugar Daddy, Centerfold, Tron, Chainsaw, Rooster, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 11 So many Backblast Titles to choose from. Ass Bidet. One Star Monkey Dick. Misogi. But alas, we went with the punchline from One Stars joke. More […]
[the_floater] The Six Is In…
AO: the_floater Q: Rockwell PAX: Easy Button, Chastain, Recalc, Elmer’s, Tron, Damascus, Carb Load, Sugar Daddy, Catfish, Premature FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: 11 total Pax showed up for what they may have thought would be a low mileage workout :man-running:compared to most Floater beat downs. But Rockwell is a people pleaser […]
[mount_x] The Valiant Knights of Mount X (a week late)
AO: mount_x Q: Tron PAX: Hi-Hat, Chaos, Monkey D, Tron FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Six men chose to brave the cold and blustery, not so blustery, morning air that day so long ago. They were led by their Q Tron, who decided to start their quest with a mosey to the […]
[the_beast] 🏴☠️💪🇺🇸 21 Gun Salute 🇺🇸💪🏴☠️
AO: the_beast Q: Gasparilla PAX: Mad Dog, ChatterBox, Bottlecap, Monkey D, Recalc, Cliffhanger, Singlet, Mute, Elmer’s, Tollbooth, Dana, Tron, Reno, Chulula FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: This morning at the_beast , 15 hard-charging HIMs showed up ready to honor those who’ve served. The thermometer struggled to hit 30, but that didn’t matter […]
[convergence] CCC
AO: convergence Q: Zinfandel PAX: Roomba, Punxsy, Rockwell, 2xT, Fuse Box, Gasparilla, Gerber, Schneider, Stagecoach, Mailman, Rockslide, Tron, Jitterbug, Chicken Little, U-Haul, Easy Button, Mad Dog, One Star, Centerfold, Ricky Bobby, Bottlecap, Blue Screen of DEATH, Mute, Hooch, Chainsaw, Draper, Hatchet, Monkey D, Falcon, Singlet, Chastain, O69, Shriver, Elmer’s, Zinfandel, Recalc, Smithers, Chalula FNGs: None […]
[the_floater] Oof this was a long time ago
AO: the_floater Q: Hollywood PAX: Easy Button, Chastain, Tron, Rockwell, Recalc, fugitive, Hollywood FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Same crap, different order. Probably.
[flash] Watch Me Pull a Rabbit Out Of My Pocket
AO: flash Q: U-Haul PAX: Bagpipes, Shriver, Falcon, Ice9, Inspector Gadget, Recalc, Tron FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: I (yes the Q) had been on the books for 2+ weeks, which in F3 math = plenty of time to plan absolutely nothing. Practicing my Hatchet :joy:. Showed up at 5:14:30 with a […]
[impromptu] RESPECT- titled earned !
AO: impromptu Q: Chicken Little PAX: Hooch, Schneider, Blue Screen of DEATH, Rooster, Deflated, Mad Dog, Stagecoach, Zinfandel, Bottlecap, Sugar Daddy, U-Haul, Smithers, Easy Button, ChatterBox, Chicken Little, Tron, Centerfold, Dana, Elmer’s, Inspector Gadget, Rockwell, Shriver, Wilbur, Chainsaw, Chastain, Cliffhanger, Goodfella, Kid Rock, Noonan, Paper Jam, Posse, Ricky Bobby, Dunkin, Kermit , hot yoga, spitz, […]