[Cowbell] Slinging led in the gloom
AO: Cowbell Q: Chicken Little , PAX: U-Haul, Chicken Little, Damascus, Black Hat, Falcon, Chainsaw, Hooch, 2xT, squirts, Tron, Deflated, Smithers, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Middleman, Chaos, Chunky Soup FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: We worked hard in the humid Morning 120 swings 100 merkins 60 kneeling chops 60 bent over […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] Sand at the B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Smithers, U-Haul, Zinfandel, Mad Dog, Wilbur, Gasparilla, Premature, Sausage Party, Jitterbug, Deflated, Recalc, Easy Button, Elmer’s, Damascus FNGs: COUNT: 14 What had happened was: YHC Rolled in with about 90 seconds till launch—just enough time to look like I had everything perfectly under control. Meanwhile a couple of […]
[Flash] We Need A Rename For “Little Boys”….
AO: Flash Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Recalc, Ice9, Monkey D, Deflated, Sausage Party, Damascus, U-Haul, Bagpipes, Inspector Gadget, Mad Dog, Falcon, Cholula, Zinfandel, Rubbermaid, Easy Button, Misery FNGs: 1 Misery COUNT: 16 On Saturday Chastain asked me why I was Qing so much lately. Like most of us we sort of ebb and flow with […]
[Stairmaster] Premonition 2: Car in the Stadium
AO: Stairmaster Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Foundation, U-Haul, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Dasher, Blue Screen of DEATH, Deflated, Mad Dog, Roomba, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 12 For my 174th Q, I woke up with this feeling that this might be the last time for a while we ever use the far stairs, rows 11 […]
[Cowbell] Third time’s a charm
AO: Cowbell Q: Chastain , PAX: Foundation, Transporter, Ricky Bobby, Hooch, U-Haul, 2xT, Deflated, Shriver, Singlet, Landfill, Falcon, Chainsaw, Bagpipes, Smithers, Tron, Dunkin, Chastain, Blue Screen of DEATH, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: I got myself voluntold to Q after Rain Man’s injury. I did it to myself. I pulled out […]
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul, Roomba, Shriver, Toto, Posse, Mayhem, Rockwell, Zorro, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: YHC started planning this masterpiece the night before. Carefully typed it into the Notes app… read it back… and immediately realized it was garbage. Delete. Regroup. Audible called. Due to YHC’s […]
[Diesel] Diesel – Larger Than Life Edition
AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Middleman, Chaos, Avis, Peaches, Endo, Posse, Hatchet, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Bottlecap, Shriver, Roomba, Tollbooth, Xerox, U-Haul, MDF FNGs: 1 MDF COUNT: 16 What had happened was: We said Bye Bye Bye to dry socks and got it going. It was rainy. It was warm. It was moist in ways only […]
[Stairmaster] Stairmaster Ruck
AO: Stairmaster Q: U-Haul , PAX: Chaos, Zinfandel, ChatterBox, Elmer’s, Transporter, Tron, Tollbooth, U-Haul, Radar FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: The PAX rolled in under dark skies and an even darker radar that looked like it had been highlighted by a green Sharpie. At 0500 the phones confirmed it—plenty of rain in […]
[Cowbell] ☠️ Shiver me Shingles ☠️
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]
[Flash] At least 1 responsible Site Q showed up…
AO: Flash Q: Goodfella , PAX: Goodfella, U-Haul, Falcon, Mad Dog, Tron, Ricky Bobby FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Short mosey towards circle with some warmup exercises. “5×5’s”…1 set at top circle and 1 set at bottom circle until 5 rounds completed. Each round consisted of: 5 x Burpees 5 x Merkins […]