[Cowbell] Third time’s a charm
AO: Cowbell Q: Chastain , PAX: Foundation, Transporter, Ricky Bobby, Hooch, U-Haul, 2xT, Deflated, Shriver, Singlet, Landfill, Falcon, Chainsaw, Bagpipes, Smithers, Tron, Dunkin, Chastain, Blue Screen of DEATH, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: I got myself voluntold to Q after Rain Man’s injury. I did it to myself. I pulled out […]
[The Rock] The Rock
AO: The Rock Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul, Roomba, Shriver, Toto, Posse, Mayhem, Rockwell, Zorro, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: YHC started planning this masterpiece the night before. Carefully typed it into the Notes app… read it back… and immediately realized it was garbage. Delete. Regroup. Audible called. Due to YHC’s […]
[Diesel] Diesel – Larger Than Life Edition
AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Middleman, Chaos, Avis, Peaches, Endo, Posse, Hatchet, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Bottlecap, Shriver, Roomba, Tollbooth, Xerox, U-Haul, MDF FNGs: 1 MDF COUNT: 16 What had happened was: We said Bye Bye Bye to dry socks and got it going. It was rainy. It was warm. It was moist in ways only […]
[Stairmaster] Stairmaster Ruck
AO: Stairmaster Q: U-Haul , PAX: Chaos, Zinfandel, ChatterBox, Elmer’s, Transporter, Tron, Tollbooth, U-Haul, Radar FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: The PAX rolled in under dark skies and an even darker radar that looked like it had been highlighted by a green Sharpie. At 0500 the phones confirmed it—plenty of rain in […]
[Cowbell] ☠️ Shiver me Shingles ☠️
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]
[Flash] At least 1 responsible Site Q showed up…
AO: Flash Q: Goodfella , PAX: Goodfella, U-Haul, Falcon, Mad Dog, Tron, Ricky Bobby FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Short mosey towards circle with some warmup exercises. “5×5’s”…1 set at top circle and 1 set at bottom circle until 5 rounds completed. Each round consisted of: 5 x Burpees 5 x Merkins […]
[Diesel] Diesel
AO: Diesel Q: One Star , PAX: One Star, Endo, U-Haul, Posse, Peaches, Mayhem, Chaos, Penalty Box, Roomba, Spitz FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Mayhem warmed us up while One Star drove around Waxhaw picking up pallets. We then stretched out our calves for 20 mins…happy calves, happy wife or something like […]
[off-the-books] The Cindy Climb
AO: off-the-books Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Skipped Orlando and punched it straight to Jacksonville to post at Cindy’s school for a proper morning beatdown. Lion was on point as our fearless leader, serving up a steady climb of goblet squats, bent-over rows, man makers, and deadlifts […]
[off-the-books] Alphabet Beatdown
AO: off-the-books Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Posted downrange in Florida, survived the Fountain of Youth (which turns out is just burpees in disguise), and now rolling into Jacksonville to head home. Greta tried to keep us young—mainly by aging us in alphabetical order. Florida hospitality: 10/10. […]
[off-the-books] Geriatric Beatdown
AO: off-the-books Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Back Blast – Lexington Middle School (a.k.a. Geriatric Beatdown) Rolled out of Bonita Springs in the dark, full of optimism and poor decision-making, making the trek to Fort Myers to link up with the Lexington Middle School crew for an […]