[off_the_books] Take Tomorrow Off

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: Super Soaker, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 2 What had happened was: P.A.P.P.Y. P – Popped awake at 7am for the first time in forever. No alarm. No regrets. Felt elite. A – Assembled a breakfast casserole like a true domestic champion. Then casually cranked out three batches of cookies because […]

[cowbell] Christmas Eve Cowbell Convergence 🎄🔔

AO: cowbell Q: U-Haul PAX: Bratwurst, U-Haul, Maple Syrup, Mayhem, Gerber, O69, Twinkle toes, Mad Dog, Spitz, Dasher, Carb Load, Chicken Little, Catfish, Hatchet, Monkey D, Tollbooth, Rain Man, Hooch, Blue Screen of DEATH, Chastain, Gasparilla, Punxsy, Fuse Box, Tron, ChatterBox, Posse, 2xT, Elmer’s, Black Hat, O-69, Chainsaw, Rockwell, Shriver, Singlet, Ricky Bobby, squirts, Chaos, […]

[flash] Flashnition Mashup

AO: flash Q: Singlet PAX: Hooch, Gerber, Fuse Box, U-Haul, Rain Man, Recalc, Singlet, Falcon, Shriver FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was:

[impromptu] Gasparilla Bowl 🔥🏴‍☠️🏉

AO: impromptu Q: Gasparilla PAX: Maple Syrup, Smithers, Deflated, Recalc, Falcon, Mad Dog, Elmer’s, Rockwell, U-Haul, Avis, Chainsaw, Middleman, 2xT FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: The biggest bowl game of the year—The Gasparilla Bowl—did not disappoint. Pregame coverage started with the essentials: SSHs and light stretching, just enough to loosen the hips […]

[commitment] “No Excuses. Just Commitment.”

AO: commitment Q: U-Haul PAX: Hatchet, Chainsaw, Carb Load, Fuse Box, U-Haul, Magic, Phyllis FNGs: 1 Phyllis COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Warm-Up: Parking lot loosened us up with: • SSH • Imperial Walkers • Mountain Climbers • Arm Circles The Mosey: Some PAX mosey’d toward the schoolyard like gentlemen. The Q and Chainsaw […]

[stairmaster] Stairmaster – old school

AO: stairmaster Q: Dunkin PAX: Shriver, Dasher, Elmer’s, Dunkin, U-Haul, Blue Screen of DEATH, Posse, Gasparilla, Monkey D, Chaos, Transporter, Mad Dog, Black Hat, Damascus, Stagecoach, Fuse Box, Cholula FNGs: None COUNT: 17 Up and down the stairs with exercises at top and bottom each time. Merkins and step ups. And then hand-release merkins and […]

[cowbell] Simple and Dumb

AO: cowbell Q: Chastain PAX: Gerber, Chainsaw, Falcon, Middleman, Chaos, squirts, ChatterBox, Avis, Smithers, Hooch, Chastain, Ricky Bobby, Inspector Gadget, Blue Screen of DEATH, Dasher, Shriver, Singlet, U-Haul, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 19 What had happened was: The workout was simple (and dumb): 10 reps – sprint to the curb and back 20 reps – […]

[the_beast] How the Grinch ran the B.E.A.S.T.

AO: the_beast Q: Gasparilla PAX: U-Haul, Mad Dog, Tollbooth, ChatterBox, Recalc, Premature, Shriver, Bottlecap, Black Hat FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: On a cold, gloomy morning at the_beast in the dark, Ten pax showed up shivering, ready to spark. Their hearts were quite small, their excuses were near, Then Gasparilla appeared and […]

[asylum] “12 Days of Christmas”™ at Asylum

AO: asylum Q: Dunkin PAX: U-Haul, Avis, Blue Screen of DEATH, Monkey D, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Last round of “12 Days of Christmas”™ of the season with it being 16 degrees outside. :cold_face:

[ruckus] Back to work we go

AO: ruckus Q: Cartel PAX: U-Haul, Radar, Tollbooth FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: A little rain did not deter 3 pax from the 5:45 Ruckus launch. After a couple of parking lot loops we picked up Radar and Torpedo so off to the Forrest we go. Over to Cutty and back (a […]