[cowbell] “My shoes are gonna get wet” – Rainman

AO: cowbell Q: Deadwood PAX: Tron, Gasparilla, Avis, Deadwood, Dasher – Jeff Green, Gerber, Rain Man, U-Haul, Blue Screen of DEATH, Hatchet, Sugar Smacks, Dunkin, Chastain, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: As the F3 crew gathered on the snow-covered grass, the cold air nipped at their faces, but […]

[ruck_u] Ruck U! And Ruck U too!

AO: ruck_u Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Rain Man, Singlet – Justin Nelson, Hooch – Bret Turner, U-Haul, Gasparilla, Airtag, Tron, SOGGY, Dunkin, Cartel, Catfish, Black Hat FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Ruck U(niversity) is retooling to focus on training for the GrowRuck Training Event (GTE) coming in October this year. The […]

[asylum] MAGA (Make Asylum Great Again)

AO: asylum Q: SOGGY PAX: Hatchet, Black Hat, Landfill, U-Haul, AirTag, Blue Screen of DEATH, Catfish, Tron, Smithers, Dunkin, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Turns out Soggy is trying to run/jog a little more this time around. We started with intervals, then hit a hill for squats and merkins, then did […]

[flash] Holiday hours

AO: flash Q: Chainsaw PAX: Hatchet, U-Haul, Pyro, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Falcon, Rocketman, Mad Dog, squirts, Elmer’s, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Fuse Box FNGs: None COUNT: 12 MY NAME IS CHAINSAW AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. I’M NOT TOO OLD TO Q BUT I AM TOO OLD TO HAVE TO WRITE BACKBLASTS SO I […]

[ruckus] Hatchet-Untimed

AO: ruckus Q: Posse PAX: McGruff, U-Haul, Pyro, Catfish, AirTag, Shriver, Cartel, Hatchet, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 9 At my last Ruckus Q, I had an odd & ambitious route. We got to the halfway mark exactly on time, but were scared, for some reason, that we couldn’t make it back in time going back […]

[paper_trail] Race day!

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: McGruff, U-Haul, Catfish, Hot Yoga, Cliffhanger, Rubbermaid, Easy Button, Kid Rock, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Wolverine, Gerber, Speed Bump, EB2.0 FNGs: None COUNT: 14 Cliff notes: One for a pre run at the CTT was met by a trove of ruckers, who pushed hard this crisp morning. The rest of the runners […]

[cowbell] Cowbell the Apex Predator

AO: cowbell Q: Ice9 PAX: Transporter, Avis, Zinfandel, Jitterbug, ChatterBox, Singlet – Justin Nelson, Falcon, U-Haul, Damascus, Tron, Rain Man, Blue Screen of DEATH, Hooch – Bret Turner, Ice9, Tanyatine, Schneider, Redwood FNGs: None COUNT: 17 Good to be with you all. Cowbell is and should be the apex predator of Waxhaw workouts. If you […]

[diesel] Care Bear Square!

AO: diesel Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Gerber, Dunkin, Rain Man, Deadwood, Elmer’s, Endo, Spitz, Peaches, Airtag, Avis, Penalty Box, Draper, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Deadwood was late. He didn’t run over my cones this time so I suppose that’s improvement. I’ve never seen such pitiful side straddle hops, though. After […]

[stairmaster] Cold Hands, Hustle, and Playlist on fire!

AO: stairmaster Q: Foundation PAX: Dasher – Jeff Green, Jeff Helms, Shriver, Black Hat, Transporter, Airtag, U-Haul, Fuse Box, High Life FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: YHC greeted site Q Dasher – Jeff Green with ND fight song and said that would be the song on repeat for 45 mins. But not […]

[the_rock] Counter intuitive Q Rush!

AO: the_rock Q: U-Haul PAX: Peaches, Endo, Sun Drop, Shriver, Dunkin, Penalty Box, SOGGY, Elmer’s, Fuse Box, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, squirts, Mayhem, Rockwell, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 14 What had happened was: Someone told me – when you’re on Q you get a “Q RUSH!” Check that box :white_check_mark: Yesterday I planned the […]