[body_shop] Burning Questions: Is NoMa a thing? Rooster’s big balls?

AO: body_shop Q: Hatchet , Das Boot PAX: Chastain, Dana, Black Hat, Monkey D, Wilbur, Bottlecap, Bratwurst, Singlet, Noonan, Gasparilla, Paper Jam, Hooch, Damascus, squirts, fugitive, U-Haul, Flip Phone, Chaos, Penalty Box, Rooster, Dunkin, Transporter, Hatchet, Das Boot, Kid Rock, Kermit, Jolly FNGs: None COUNT: 27 What had happened was: The stars aligned on a […]

[gumby] 100s

AO: gumby Q: Rooster PAX: Bratwurst, U-Haul, Chopper, Paper Jam, Kid Rock, Wilbur, Pyro FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Lots of discussion about 100s and some stretching

[off_the_books] Phone a Friend or 5 PAX in Waxhaw

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: Up at 5:03 dresses and ready to go. Kicked off in front of the Elements Downtown in Asheville and made a FaceTime call to Cartel to that the boys were getting after it there in the “haw”. Things were well under […]

[ruckus] Rumors of rain….

AO: ruckus Q: Cartel PAX: U-Haul, Wilbur, Radar, Pyro, Torpedo FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: The rain and rumors of rain were greatly exaggerated so 3 pax headed out into the gloom. We performed the Hatchet Loop to see if we’d pick anyone else up. Sure enough U-Haul face times us as […]

[titan] Titan: Built for October ⚾️

AO: titan Q: Jitterbug PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Chainsaw, Avis, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Postseason baseball is the best. YHC chose to stay up until an unholy hour watching a 14-inning instant ALDS classic last night, so I rolled in with a bit of a fuzzy Weinke. No matter. […]

[diesel] “Turbulence and Triceps” ✈️🥃

AO: diesel Q: U-Haul PAX: Peaches, Chainsaw, Draper, O-69, Dunkin, Chaos, Endo, U-Haul, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Flight Log: Nine brave passengers boarded Flight F3-DIESEL for a crisp morning departure. Your Q flew in direct from Wisconsin — middle seat avoided, but sadly no upgrade to first class. The best […]

[off_the_books] Appleton, Wisconsin for the FINAL Trip of 2025

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul PAX: U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: I’m calling it running! It really wasn’t. However, it is my longest run since my second knee surgery. I was cold :cold_face: here. The initial temp was 39°. 3.15 miles with 60 merkins worked in at the lamps. #SYITG

[gumby] Solid Stretching

AO: gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: Kid Rock, U-Haul, Sun Drop, Rooster, Sony, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: We became more flexible with a concentration on hammies. Convergence next Thursday at Body Shop. Terror Trails on Nov 1, sign up, show up, or volunteer. Reach out to Kid Rock for […]

[the_rock] The Rock

AO: the_rock Q: Cableguy PAX: Endo, Peaches, Mayhem, Penalty Box, U-Haul, Rag, Rockwell, Chaos, Shriver, squirts, Cableguy FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: 11 strong rolled out under the full moon to grind their bodies into jelly. We cycled through 12 painful stations, tossing dumbbells and coupons around like cotton candy at a […]