[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: š½ Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[Stairmaster] Stairmaster Ruck
AO: Stairmaster Q: U-Haul , PAX: Chaos, Zinfandel, ChatterBox, Elmer’s, Transporter, Tron, Tollbooth, U-Haul, Radar FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: The PAX rolled in under dark skies and an even darker radar that looked like it had been highlighted by a green Sharpie. At 0500 the phones confirmed itāplenty of rain in […]
[Cowbell] ā ļø Shiver me Shingles ā ļø
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]
[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Hot Yoga , PAX: Falcon, Zinfandel, Kid Rock, Smithers, Hot Yoga, Zorro, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Rain stopped right on schedule at 5;30 Disclaimers given Mosey long way to bridge Warmup with SSH, IW, LSS, peter parkers, stretching Progressive run down street stopping at light poles […]
[Cowbell] Side Straddle Hops until we D-I-E!
AO: Cowbell Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Recalc, Blue Screen of DEATH, Ricky Bobby, Zinfandel, 2xT, Avis, Damascus, squirts, Jimmy, Chainsaw, Deadwood, Black Hat, Chastain, Schneider, Inspector Gadget, Smithers, Rain Man, Gerber, Sump Pump FNGs: 1 Sump Pump COUNT: 20 And for my 172nd Q I would dress the part. Not because the Site Qs […]
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Damascus , PAX: Zinfandel, Shriver, Bottlecap, Sugar Daddy, Damascus, Gasparilla, Catfish, Elmer’s, Paper Jam, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Squats Merkins Pulluos Squats Big Bois Navy Burpees Tysons Merkins Jump squats 3ish Miles
[The Combine] The Monkey’s Paw
AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , PAX: Sugar Daddy, Maple Syrup, Middleman, Damascus, Recalc, Cholula, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Chaos, Rain Man, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Premature, Monkey D, Gasparilla, Chastain, Gerber, Landfill, Avis, Zinfandel, Jolly, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 26 What had happened was: So I had this stupid Q […]
[Impromptu] Impromptu
AO: Impromptu Q: Elmer’s , PAX: Falcon, Damascus, Zinfandel, Recalc, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Gasparilla, Ricky Bobby, Smithers, Avis, Carb Load, Schnitzel, Middleman, Elmer’s, Tron FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: A fun time was had by all
[Swarm] Off Campus Swarm
AO: Swarm Q: Gerber , PAX: Mute, Easy Button, Singlet, Dasher, Blade, Shriver, Zinfandel, Gerber, Rain Man, Avis, Hooch, Gasparilla FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Maybe we had more. Maybe we had less. Writing a backblast 10 days later is not smart. Shriver is not human. I think heās part machine. We […]
[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Rockwell , PAX: Easy Button, Hot Yoga, Tron, Treble, Gasparilla, Rockwell, Recalc, Chastain, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: When I stepped up to give the disclaimer, all the Pax said in unisonā¦ āAre you sick??!ā Nope. Just rocking my sexy, raspy voice this morning. Donāt worry about […]