[_bike] Pull my finger

AO: _bike
Q: Titanium Plates
PAX: Breezer, Buffet, Kick Stand, Rag
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
What had happened was we went hunting for coyotes – no, we weren’t trying to get a DOGe esque ICE contract, but rather pushing the limits on trespassing enforcement. Fortunately HOAs arent as effective at enforcing trespassing as they are at causing drama on Facebook pages.

Anyway, we wandered in the woods and connected the dots between neighborhoods in a dream akin to Magellan in a futile attempt to circumnavigate Union County. Fortunately I don’t speak Portuguese or Tagalog and didn’t get speared while we discovered the beauty of neighborhood ponds in the dark.

Good thing we rekindled the inner flame between a teenage kid rallying on his dirt bike behind his house and a bunch of 1/2 centurion geezers hammering in the woods and telling fart jokes while expressing the joys of being a granapa.

Pull my finger!

See ya next week!