[impromptu] Good Friday – workout

AO: impromptu Q: Chicken Little PAX: Turnbuckle – Greg Holencsak, Dana, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Doughboy, Transporter, Chicken Little, Falcon, Deflated, Rockman, chainsaw FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Warm up – with some stretching and planking The Thang Partner work with some hand slap merkins, jump squats and burpees between the circle islands Suicide work […]

[body_shop] A little bit of this and a little bit of that…

AO: body_shop Q: Rockwell PAX: Das Boot, Rooster, J-Woww, Premature, Noonan, Hot Yoga, Hatchet, Big Tuna, Chipotle FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Das Boot and I were jogging together at Express Tuesday morning and he said I should visit The Body Shop at some point. 2 days later I was onsite and the Q! A quick […]

[the_floater] Thankful For Late Trains

AO: the_floater Q: Seabass- Tim Carey PAX: Bottlecap, Easy Button, Ice9, Transporter, Chastain, One Star, Falcon, Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Mad Dog, Foundation, Deflated, Smithers, Paper Jam, Inspector Gadget, Tron FNGs: None COUNT: 16 3 times around the Mexican joint was enough to ruin our legs Burpees at mailboxes Partner work with on an anthill that […]

[pursuit] Orgasm Desert Weed

AO: pursuit Q: Kid Rock PAX: Flip Phone, Damascus FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What was intended as an easy run, turned into a sub-9 minute pace for 7 miles. Great Odd conversations were had and Damascus crushed some speed PR’s! GDR here we come!

[ruck_u] Talking Shorties

AO: ruck_u Q: Dunkin PAX: Radar, Fuse Box, Black Hat, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 4 First 30: Ruck to Downtown Park (still not open) and did squats along the way. Then did high pull, rifle carry, curls, bench press, and step ups. Good times. =) Second 30: Talked about “Shorties” (or “2.0’s” or kids). Lots […]

[cowbell] We got wet!

AO: cowbell Q: Deadwood PAX: Recalc- Keith Balaniz, Rain Man, Tron, Blue Screen, ChatterBox, Chastain, Dasher – Jeff Green, Zinfandel, Ice9, Dunkin, Gerber, Deadwood FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was:

[morning_wood] rain rain lightning ⚡

AO: morning_wood Q: Rubbermaid PAX: HazMat, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Kid Rock, Flip Phone FNGs: None COUNT: 5 5 did not worry about the rain but did have a little concern about that lightning ⚡????️

[dromedary] A little drizzle

AO: dromedary Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Dana, Centerfold, Punxsy, Das Boot, Posse, 2xT, Deep Dish FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was:

[mount_x] Don’t end up like Peter Carrol

AO: mount_x Q: Recalc- Keith Balaniz PAX: Doughboy, Spitz, Elmer’s FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Popped out of bed, heard some thunder, saw some lighting- headed over to MountX and consulted with Site Q Elmers. We decided if lighting came again in the next 4 minutes we would move to Cutty. Don’t […]

[off_the_chain] Charcuterie board a la Nutella rain

AO: off_the_chain Q: Endo , Titanium Plates PAX: Rockwell, Fletch FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: OTC Q Endo calrissian contacted director of trail ops titanium plates to consult about impending weather conditions on Wednesday. Having the luxury of hundreds of thousands of dollars of medical bills, our bionic bones came with the […]