Author: Chastain

[paper_trail] Orienteering 101

AO: paper_trail Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Fester, Shania, Chopper, ChatterBox, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Cliff notes: Two started early and got about 3 miles before joining the rest. Once together, we went directly to the most technical section of the park. We all made it safe and sound to the cars, despite some falls here […]

[titan] “Burpees on the High Seas” ????

AO: titan Q: U-Haul , Gasparilla PAX: Gasparilla, U-Haul, Jitterbug, Tron FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: It was a dark, cool morning at Titan with a split plan — bootcamp and kettlebells. With a pirate at the helm, we disembarked from the dock and set sail toward the gridiron. Warm-Up • SSH […]

[swarm] My bad guys

AO: swarm Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Gerber, Avis, Schnitzel, Blade, Bottlecap, Singlet, Hooch FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: I fudged up, guys…Hooch and Hatchet teamed up to do some pretty slick marketing, which I missed, and led to me doing my own marketing that called out the Site Qs for not marketing. […]

[last_call] Last call

AO: last_call Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Noonan, Posse, Rooster, Punxsy, Premature, J-Woww FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: The boys got better today. We also waited for premature to leave, then we planned an intervention to address his gastrointestinal health. It’s a problem. And he needs help. We will journey with him through […]

[short_circuit] How ya Doin?

AO: short_circuit Q: Goodfella PAX: Kid Rock, Flip Phone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 What had happened was: We ran 3 miles, lifted stuff, worked the core, completed 100 Merkins then had coffee and fruit. Not a bad start to the day! :it:

[impromptu] Impromptu fun

AO: impromptu Q: Maple Syrup PAX: Chainsaw, Mad Dog, Smithers, Recalc, Zinfandel, Schneider, Rockwell FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Started with a nice little mosey to our warmup/stretch circle. Did a couple side straddle hops, some imperial walkers, few merkins and stretches. Moseying on from there we did a nice little Paula […]

[off_the_chain] Burn some dust here… Eat my rubber

AO: off_the_chain Q: Rockwell PAX: Kick Stand, Breezer, Floppy Disk, Cableguy, Cottonmouth, Buffet, Peaches, Tron, GP (Bumblebee), Hi-Hat, Stretcher, Magnolia, Rag, Titanium Plates, Hall Monitor, Juice, Mustard, Stickers, Southern Tip, Cartel, Sharkbite, Carb Load FNGs: None COUNT: 23 What had happened was: Disclaimer given. And then… The Off the Chain squad laid down a wicked […]

[morning_wood] We’ll make him tomorrow

AO: morning_wood Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, HazMat, Wilbur, Hot Yoga, Pothole, Cliffhanger, Peter Withers FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Cliff notes: 6 and an FNG met this morning, but decided to postpone the naming of our new mate until the 9/11 Convergence.

[gumby] inventing new pidgeons

AO: gumby Q: Sony PAX: Mayhem, Sun Drop, Rooster, Paper Jam, U-Haul, Jingles, Sony FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: A circle up, run through a lot of poses and stretches. The focus of the practice today was to work the hips and knees, towards a new challenge pose, the lotus. Which means […]