[asylum] Mad Laps at Asylum
AO: asylum Q: Gasparilla PAX: Loafer, Landfill, Avis, Jim Long-Bypass, Swimmers, Smokey FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Total Running Distance: 3-4 miles Run 0.25 miles → Perform Exercise Station (repeat for 12 rounds) 1. Merkins – 20 2. Squats – 35 3. Lunges – 10 per leg 4. Carolina Dry Docks – […]
[flash] Just what I expected
AO: flash Q: Ice9 PAX: Drydock, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Mad Dog, Falcon, Schneider/Tom Evans, ChatterBox, Ice9 FNGs: None COUNT: 9 I planned on a morning of stretching and exchanging recipes, with a few half-ass Heels2Heaven. Falcon ruined that immediately by sprinting away toward the high school. I finally caught him, and then Chainsaw insisted on […]
[ignition] Jackpot
AO: ignition Q: Chastain PAX: Zinfandel, Deadwood, Bottlecap, Easy Button, Chicken Little, Rain Man, Retiree, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: We ran 5+ miles, did three sets of 7s, a full Captain Therkin Ab Webb straight through, and ended with a ton of Tysons. – Deadwood pre-ran 2.5 miles and still […]
[off_the_books] Pine Barrens Pax: The Great Tron Fiasco
AO: off_the_books Q: Real Hatchet PAX: SOGGY, Tron, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Real Hatchet here, still reelin’ from this absolute circus of a workout this morning at Border Patrol! Me, Tron, and SOGGY —buncha jabronis—signed up for an hour of runnin’, but Tron, that Shore-brained Einstein, sent us to some […]
[short_circuit] Earn the stripes
AO: short_circuit Q: Hatchet PAX: Rain Man, Gerber, Hatchet, Paper Jam, Deep Dish, Centerfold, Kid Rock, Goodfella, Posse, Bratwurst, J-Woww, Flip Phone, Paper clip FNGs: None COUNT: 13 After a few visits, I was excited to Q at short circuit and earn my headband. Much respect for Kid Rock and his leadership. His running expertise […]
[ruckus] “Ruckin’ Fiasco: Hatchet and the South Jersey Clown Posse”
AO: ruckus Q: Real Hatchet PAX: Deadwood, Chastain, Posse, Zinfandel, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Yo, what’s up, fam? It’s your boy Real Hatchet, straight outta South Jersey, here to spin ya a ruck workout tale so damn ridiculous you’ll be laughin’ harder than a seagull fightin’ over a fry. So […]
[_3rd-f-bible-study] Open Door: John 21
AO: _3rd-f-bible-study Q: Draper PAX: Dunkin, Elmer’s, Steven L Purvis, Greg Knull, Draper, Mad Dog, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Draper did the impossible in leading us through an entire chapter of the good book as we read all of John 21. :muscle: Great discussion. Here is a reference to the talk I mentioned, as […]
[ruckus] Ruckus. Post 5k.
AO: ruckus Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Posse, U-Haul, Zinfandel, Deadwood, Chastain FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: I figured after a couple days of running I would slow it down and get a slower ruck in for recovery push it with the boys for 3+ miles at a sub 14 min/mile pace and […]
[paper_trail] WTF preview
AO: paper_trail Q: Kid Rock PAX: Paper Jam, Cliffhanger, Swedish Chef, HazMat, Rubbermaid, Drive By, Tuck, Chastain, Huck FNGs: None COUNT: 10 We took a field trip to Cutty to preview a large portion of the WTF routes. The group split a few times but made it from 7-11 miles
[commitment] Night at the Roxbury
AO: commitment Q: 2xT PAX: U-Haul, Hatchet, Centerfold, Deep Dish, AirTag, Posse, Dave Bailey aka Popeye FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What a morning it was! From the bangin’ EDM to U-Haul losing his mind over YHC’s taste in music, to the grand tour of Nesbit Park, all PAX started off the weekend the right way […]