[off_the_chain] cutty trails suck, tell your friend this aint sherman

AO: Off__Chain Q: Titanium Plates, Magnolia PAX: ChatterBox, Rockwell, Southern Tip – Brent, Endo, Peaches, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Thanos, Twinkle toes, Damascus, buffet,, Cricket, grasshopper, mullet, stickers FNGs: 4 Cricket, grasshopper, mullet, stickers COUNT: 16 WARMUP: nobody listened https://open.spotify.com/track/7Ar4G7Ci11gpt6sfH9Cgz5 THE THANG: too bad – it’s a secret. if you come ride then you can […]

[mount_x] Run, lift and spit

AO: Mount_X Q: Spitz PAX: Dave Bailey aka Popeye, Doughboy, Draper, Elmer’s, Fuse Box, NOODLE, Shriver, Sledge-O-Matic, Spitz, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: Mosey to entrance then around Mount X. Back to COT for dome stretching. Rifle carry coupons to Mount X and partner up. THE THANG: Teams do 150 reps of various […]

[dromedary] Tardy

AO: Dromedary Q: Rockwell PAX: Das Boot, Centerfold, J-Woww, Dana, Premature, Noonan, Schnitzel, Tanyatine-Tim Braun, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Honeycomb, Deep Dish, Houdini, Eclipse FNGs: 1 Eclipse COUNT: 14 Hmmm? Was my watch wrong this morning? With 30 seconds before GO TIME I gave the disclaimer. Off in the distance I see a string of […]

[gumby] Ask and Ye Shall Receive

AO: Gumby Q: Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano PAX: Jingles, Damascus, Zinfandel, Black Hat, Paper Jam, Seabass- Tim Carey FNGs: None COUNT: 7 All of Damascus wishes came true with the calf/pigeon combo.

[the_rock] June 6

AO: the_rock Q: Premature PAX: Penalty Box, Roomba, SnB, D.A.R.E., Black Hat, Lambeau, Steven L Purvis FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: THE THANG:

[the_appetizer] They Got What They Paid For

AO: _Appetizer Q: Rockslide PAX: Xerox – William Holman, Boogie, Thimble, Flower, Carabiner, Tarzan FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: Two lap warm-up mosie around the parking lot. SSH, Imperial Walkers, Parker-peters, Shoulder circles forward and back THE THANG: Alternating laps around the parking lot and track with exercises and stretches, Merkins, Low-slow squat, Shoulder Taps, […]

[asylum] 3 miles and rocks

AO: Asylum Q: Fuse Box PAX: Fuse Box, Flanders, Jim Long-Bypass, Big Tuna FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Run to Truist for calf stretch, upward/downward dog Run to back of hickory tavern for 7’s. Turkish get up and atomic merkins THE THANG: mosey to rock pile. 11’s press/hold Partner up. Curls while partner runs big […]

[the_lycan] Is That Your Musk?

AO: _Lycan Q: Black Hat PAX: Dunkin, Dana, Posse, Chainsaw, Turnpike FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: Mosey to playground, SSH, Plank Jacks, Moroccan Night Clubs THE THANG: Partnered up for 3 rounds of Step Ups, Dips, Incline Merkins. Partner ran a loop around stairs and ramp as a timer. Headed to overhang for some Pax […]

[border_patrol] Double Deuce

AO: Border_Patrol Q: Carb Load PAX: Jingles, Damascus, Carb Load, Rockslide, ChatterBox, Paper Jam, Premature FNGs: None COUNT: 7 7PAX ran 5-6.5 miles and then treated to coffee and a dip in the pool afterwards. Damascus doubled down on his Monday morning routine. ????

[commitment] What did I get myself into?

AO: Commitment Q: Das Boot PAX: Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Deep Dish, Das Boot, Zinfandel, Dave Bailey aka Popeye, Landfill, J-Woww, Fuse Box, NOODLE, Shriver, Munchkin, The Wizard, Speed Bump FNGs: None COUNT: 13 “What did I get myself into?” is a question often uttered by FNGs and it was likely asked multiple times today, […]