[off_the_books] when holiday hours are not holiday enough

AO: off_the_books Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Rubbermaid, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal FNGs: None COUNT: 3 Cliff notes: Three decided that the established holiday hours were not holiday enough, and planned a 10 k run through the woods “as soon as visibility wasn’t an issue”. You can’t be careful enough with those leaves. Something about the […]

[down_range] Blakeovery: Christmas Lights edition

AO: down_range Q: Down Range Q PAX: Chopper, Tuck, Paper Jam, Dunkin, Rudy, Goodfella, Bratwurst, 12 SOB pax FNGs: 1 12 SOB pax COUNT: 19 Tour of the “Ardrey” neighborhood Christmas lights. So magical! =)

[ruckus] Pre-Christmas Ruck

AO: ruckus Q: U-Haul PAX: Posse, U-Haul, Catfish, Dunkin, Hatchet FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Rucked and talked. Per Hatchet, the Ballantyne is the place to be. :muscle:

[titan] 12/21/24- All Respects

AO: titan Q: Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Dasher – Jeff Green, Wolverine, Mad Dog, Rockwell FNGs: None COUNT: 6 We got ‘r done!

[_bike] Off season night ride

AO: _bike Q: Rag PAX: Titanium Plates, Buffet, Cableguy, Rag, Rockwell, Floppy Disk (Paul Dokken), Breezer, Hall Monitor FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was, you missed out sucka!

[gumby] Drones, Driving and Squatty Potty

AO: gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: Bratwurst, Rooster, Das Boot, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: Bratwurst made me an offer I couldn’t refuse so I Q’d Pokey. Heavy on the core but still time for pigeon, calf stretching, and a lot of mumblechatter.

[_playhouse] Round and Round

AO: _playhouse Q: Premature PAX: Hi-Hat, Twinkle toes, Premature, Tanyatine-Tim Braun FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: PAX started with mosey and circled up for some dynamic stretching. PAX completed one loop around the parking lot with two modes of transportation – (20) lunges and (40) bear crawl. One PAX was the timer […]

[off_the_books] Operation Scare Robo!

AO: off_the_books Q: Kid Rock PAX: Goodfella, Flip Phone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 We made the rounds through the adjoining neighborhoods and made it to Robo’s house. He was supposed to join in for a run, but his vagina was sore. We decided to just scare the 💩 out of him instead! Good times

[off_the_books] Flash Ruck

AO: off_the_books Q: U-Haul , Hooch – Bret Turner, Black Hat PAX: Black Hat, U-Haul, Hooch – Bret Turner, Singlet FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: A bunch of guys with minor tenderness we kicked off at 5 am Rucked through Cutty and took a field trip to Champion Forest for 4.32 miles. […]

[_playhouse] Pavlov Dog Workout

AO: _playhouse Q: Foundation PAX: Bottlecap, Deflated, Stage Coach, Jeff Helms, Chicken Little, High Life FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Chicken sends out an S.O.S. seeking Q’s and figured the speaker is charged why not take the reigns for today. Enter Parking Lot and Highlife and Bag Boy decided to move COT […]