[Cowbell] Slinging led in the gloom

AO: Cowbell Q: Chicken Little , PAX: U-Haul, Chicken Little, Damascus, Black Hat, Falcon, Chainsaw, Hooch, 2xT, squirts, Tron, Deflated, Smithers, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Middleman, Chaos, Chunky Soup FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: We worked hard in the humid Morning 120 swings 100 merkins 60 kneeling chops 60 bent over […]

[The Rock] The Rock

AO: The Rock Q: Shriver , PAX: Ricky Bobby, Mayhem, Peaches, Endo, Penalty Box, Sun Drop, Dunkin, Rockwell, Chaos, Shriver, JWOWW FNGs: None COUNT: 11 What had happened was: using the 6 islands in the parking lot as work stations we did 3 rounds (with coupons) of 25 burpees, 25 thrusters, 25 presses, 25 goblet […]

[Diesel] Diesel – Roomba’s Rumble

AO: Diesel Q: Roomba , PAX: Draper, Mayhem, Posse, Penalty Box, Roomba, Lambeau, Chaos, Spitz, Bagpipes, xerox FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was:

[Stairmaster] Premonition 2: Car in the Stadium

AO: Stairmaster Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Foundation, U-Haul, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Dasher, Blue Screen of DEATH, Deflated, Mad Dog, Roomba, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 12 For my 174th Q, I woke up with this feeling that this might be the last time for a while we ever use the far stairs, rows 11 […]

[The Rock] The Rock

AO: The Rock Q: U-Haul , PAX: U-Haul, Roomba, Shriver, Toto, Posse, Mayhem, Rockwell, Zorro, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: YHC started planning this masterpiece the night before. Carefully typed it into the Notes app… read it back… and immediately realized it was garbage. Delete. Regroup. Audible called. Due to YHC’s […]

[Asylum] Asylum

AO: Asylum Q: Avis , PAX: Chaos, Avis, Loafer, sump pump, Mute, Blue Screen of DEATH, Gasparilla, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Started with some stretches in front of Petsmart then headed to Wesley Oaks. Started with a Jacob’s ladder style workout at the hill at the gate with 1 merkin […]

[Ruckus] 80s Hot Curlers

AO: Ruckus Q: Cartel , PAX: Chaos, Posse, Catfish, Tollbooth, Cartel FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: 5 pax cut through the Forrest to Cutty and back. No exact mileage due to starting the watch late and other watches giving bonus mileage, safe to say 3.5-4 miles. We learned about the Toro Effect, […]

[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0

AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]

[Diesel] Diesel – Larger Than Life Edition

AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Middleman, Chaos, Avis, Peaches, Endo, Posse, Hatchet, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Bottlecap, Shriver, Roomba, Tollbooth, Xerox, U-Haul, MDF FNGs: 1 MDF COUNT: 16 What had happened was: We said Bye Bye Bye to dry socks and got it going. It was rainy. It was warm. It was moist in ways only […]

[Stairmaster] Stairmaster Ruck

AO: Stairmaster Q: U-Haul , PAX: Chaos, Zinfandel, ChatterBox, Elmer’s, Transporter, Tron, Tollbooth, U-Haul, Radar FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: The PAX rolled in under dark skies and an even darker radar that looked like it had been highlighted by a green Sharpie. At 0500 the phones confirmed it—plenty of rain in […]