[asylum] Yogging and Tython Tapths

AO: asylum Q: Avis PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Middleman, Chaos, Landfill, Avis, Gasparilla FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: The asylum train left promptly at 5:14 with a few arriving at 5:15, ahem Gasparilla and Landfill Did some stretching then headed to the gate for some hill sprints and sevens. Merkins at […]

[ruckus] Five for Fighting

AO: ruckus Q: Cartel PAX: U-Haul, Radar, Tollbooth, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Five pax took off through the Forrest to Cutty and back for 3.4 miles of rucking fellowship with good discussions about button trivia, Alexa ruining Elf on the shelf and plenty of hockey talk! Congrats to U-Haul on […]

[titan] Kettlebells and Chills

AO: titan Q: U-Haul , Mute PAX: Black Hat, Mute, Gasparilla, Thunder Cat, Landfill, Chaos, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 🛡️ Titan Backblast – Frigid Edition 🥶 A very cold Saturday morning greeted the PAX, but that didn’t stop Mute from coming in hot to lead the opening round. He kicked […]

[cowbell] This is Cowbell 🐄 🔔

AO: cowbell Q: Gerber PAX: fugitive, ChatterBox, Bottlecap, Black Hat, Chicken Little, 2xT, Rain Man, squirts, Chaos, Spitz, U-Haul, Falcon, Tron, Recalc, Gerber, Hooch, Minute Man FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: This is how cowbell started. Core kettlebell exercises with hard running. Nothing more nothing less. When you’re doing exercises, you want […]

[the_rock] Full Body Abuse – No Running!!

AO: the_rock Q: Roomba PAX: Chaos, Lambeau, Peaches, Endo, Xerox, Roomba, Penalty Box, Sorry FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Constant abuse given with non stop fun! Arms, Legs, Abs and WALKING with weight around the parking lot!

[asylum] 1 little, 2 little, 3 little Indians…

AO: asylum Q: Gasparilla PAX: Loafer, Landfill, Middleman, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: YHC lit the match this morning and we burnt down the Asylum from the inside out. The PAX rolled up questioning if they selected the right site and I’m sure they left with clarity and perhaps a side […]

[ruckus] Touch every sac

AO: ruckus Q: Posse PAX: Cartel, Chaos, Tollbooth, Hatchet, Wilbur, Posse FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Based on a game my college girlfriend played behind my back, we tried to get all around the neighborhood. And much like my girlfriend, we did, but at the expense of our reputation (getting back a few minutes late). By […]

[stairmaster] Shadows and Light

AO: stairmaster Q: Gasparilla PAX: Transporter, Tron, Hot Yoga, Chaos, Blade, Mad Dog, Elmer’s, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: The gloom hit different this morning at StairMaster. Maybe it was the balmy air, maybe it was an unnamed PAX rolling in hot at 5:15 or maybe it […]

[asylum] 11s

AO: asylum Q: squirts PAX: Avis, Mute, Chaos, Mailman, Loafer, @Middle Man FNGs: 1 @Middle Man COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Moseyed to Target for stretches and 3 rounds of 11s, then headed over to the lot between PetSmart and Hickory Tavern for a Hooch special, which in this context means a series of […]

[diesel] “Well that was dumb”

AO: diesel Q: Chainsaw PAX: Chainsaw, Dunkin, Chaos, Xerox, U-Haul, Lambeau, Rockslide, Peaches, Roomba, Penalty Box, Bratwurst, Draper, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 13 Chainsaw led the group in a bunch of coupon exercises, core exercises, and more. The phrase “well that was dumb” was heard several times, particularly by the Q. :muscle: