[off_the_books] swamp (G)ass
AO: off_the_books Q: Wilbur PAX: Wilbur FNGs: None COUNT: 1 What had happened was: I found my new least favorite place to workout during a layover– International Drive in Orlando. The ghosts of Shamu, Lolita, and/or Free Willy all waved goodbye, as the swamp gas parted and the swamp ass made it’s way to the […]
[impromptu] The Perfect Workout from The Future
AO: impromptu Q: Zinfandel PAX: Schneider, Easy Button, Blue Screen of DEATH, Shriver, Recalc, ChatterBox, Dasher, Zinfandel, Schnitzel, Inspector Gadget, Wilbur, Deep Dish, Chainsaw FNGs: None COUNT: 13 And for 149th Q, I signed up because no one else was. Love me some Impromptu but it’s time to shake up my usual moves. Also, could […]
[mount_x] AMRAP vs. SELF
AO: mount_x Q: Wilbur PAX: Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Maple Syrup, Rickshaw, Wilbur FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: DiCCS standard. Mosey to the far reaches of five stones parking lot. Pax got a semi-thorough adequate warmup. Imperial walkers, calf stretch, runners stretch and mosey back to the circuit for a quick run down of […]
[border_patrol] Border Patrol
AO: border_patrol Q: Swedish Chef PAX: Swedish Chef, Ghosted, Singlet, ChatterBox, Paper Jam, Hooch, Posse, HazMat, Wilbur, Kilo FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: The north side of Millbridge was patrolled with little sign of activity. The neighborhood looked like they had chosen the #fartsack rather than have a run in with us. […]
[ruckus] Not a Single Bite on this Catfish Trip.
AO: ruckus Q: U-Haul PAX: Posse, Cartel, Wilbur, Radar, U-Haul FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: “Skunked but Not Sunk” The day didn’t start like they planned. U-Haul, Wilbur , Cartel , Posse l had their hopes set on a legendary Catfishing trip. Rods ready, bait set, confidence high — but after an […]
[stairmaster] Throw the bags
AO: stairmaster Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Dasher, Recalc, Fuse Box, Hot Yoga, U-Haul, Wilbur FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: Lap warmup under the lights. Stop to stretch. Some stud was in the corner of the track doing his own thing. He was ripping off pull ups like Jean-Claude Van Damme in “Bloodsport”. […]
[mount_x] Catfish
AO: mount_x Q: Catfish PAX: Elmer’s, Wilbur, Catfish, Damascus, Fuse Box FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was:
[watchtower] Watchtower
AO: watchtower Q: Rain Man PAX: ChatterBox, Jitterbug, Rain Man, Recalc, Sugar Daddy, Wilbur, Carbload, Schneider, Stagecoach FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: merkin/burpee ladder. Enough said… :face_with_open_mouth_vomiting:
[mount_x] Blasted Back
AO: mount_x Q: Wilbur PAX: Chainsaw, Draper, Sugar Daddy, Hot Yoga, Elmer’s, Hi-Hat, Damascus, Posse, Carb Load, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Black Hat, Twinkle toes, Wilbur, Chastain, Fuse Box, Hatchet, Neiko McNeill FNGs: None COUNT: 18 What had happened was: Twas a perfectly gloomy morning at MountX soon to be made better by an awesome sunrise. […]
[mount_x] Blasted Back
AO: mount_x Q: Wilbur PAX: Chainsaw, Draper, Sugar Daddy, Hot Yoga, Elmer’s, Hi-Hat, Damascus, Posse, Carb Load, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Black Hat, Twinkle toes, Wilbur, Chastain, Fuse Box, Hatchet, Neiko McNeill FNGs: None COUNT: 18 What had happened was: Twas a perfectly gloomy morning at MountX soon to be made better by an awesome sunrise. […]