[_bike] Blame the guvment or sumn sumn

AO: _bike
Q: Endo
PAX: Titanium Plates, Cableguy, Buffet, Bratwurst
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
What had happened was:
Endo called the ball and next thing you know we be at the forks parking lot yo to be shreddin exquisite tasty gnar behind the school as if we were 10 year olds – don’t keep the lights on, we brought our own…. Now this was the rest of the story.

over the river and through the woods to grandma ma Lenny’s house we go. Started with a modified Lenny Hill Street Blues rally route- climbed zaggy, dropped through scrub and the epic hall mono-berm to off camber stump jump and finished with a stream bed g-out. Climbed the greeny ziggy to rip down perennial favorite blue route “mid-life crisis” which ends in choose your own adventure features of kickers or table drop, rode the convenience store to switchback and shredded the roller coaster before doing another lap thru the skills park and cross the stream.

Next up the epic flatland route cutty connector for exquisite jibbin esqe carb cutting carves. Brat called the mission to climb whatever hill (most of us climbed fumf berm but cable guy decided to hit ménage a quad from the back side – dirty dog!).

From the cutty summit, uno to green mile for maiden voyage roll outs across the Darien Gap and into the recent trail ala Mekong punji pit. Fortunately we all are tubeless and are current on our immunizations (and buffet wore shoes!).

Rally back to COT just in time to say a little sumn sumn before a family foto deville.

Epic ride and for those who missed- it was a barn burner fo sho! If you don’t believe we pushed, look at the data! I recorded 17 minutes of zone 4, 23 minutes of Zone 3. So 40 out of 60 minutes we had great heart work. Will sleep great zzzzzzz

There will always be next time but you seriously missed this time! Sucka!

A few of us went to grab a bite to offset the awesomeness of super healthy physical activity and I’m seriously considering making that a winter night post-ride tradition – or maybe hot chocolate???

Announcements- keep an eye out for Christ Closet bike day next weekend.
Also post here for coordinating weekend group rides. If it’s cold, just wear clothes dude!