[off_the_books] Take Tomorrow Off

December 25, 2025
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AO: off_the_books
Q: U-Haul
PAX: Super Soaker, U-Haul
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
What had happened was:
P.A.P.P.Y.

P – Popped awake at 7am for the first time in forever. No alarm. No regrets. Felt elite.
A – Assembled a breakfast casserole like a true domestic champion. Then casually cranked out three batches of cookies because why not. Family games followed while dinner did its thing.
P – Prime rib. Asparagus. Potatoes. PAPPY. Yogurt for dessert so we can all pretend we’re balanced adults.
P – Pulled away anyway for a family ruck. Because rest days are just a suggestion.
Y – Yet somehow survived the day well-fed, worked out, and still smiling. Peak PAPPY performance.