AO: off-the-books
Q: U-Haul ,
PAX: U-Haul
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
What had happened was: Posted downrange in Florida, survived the Fountain of Youth (which turns out is just burpees in disguise), and now rolling into Jacksonville to head home. Greta tried to keep us young—mainly by aging us in alphabetical order. Florida hospitality: 10/10. Burpees: 0/10.