[off_the_books] Bardstown Party of One

AO: off_the_books
Q: U-Haul
PAX: U-Haul, Me, myself, and I
FNGs: 3 Me, myself, and I
COUNT: 4
What had happened was:
Bardstown, KY had their annual Bourbon Festival
I arrived Friday afternoon after driving, rather than flying. Walked the festival Friday night enjoyed the Devil’s share my share had a nice dinner and went to bed. Feeling bad that I was missing the stair climb at Cutty I attempted to get my our stair climb at the Bardstown High School football field. That field was locked up tighter than a drum.

I called an audible – took a page out of Billy Madison’s book and went back to elementary school. I set off on run for a minimum of 2.5 miles.
Every 1/4 mile 10 merkins, circled the Bardstown Elementary school. Found a lonely set of lamp post and the following happened.
1. 10 – Kentucky Tennessee Rocking Chairs at each light
2. Trot backwards to next lamp post 10 big boys
3. Run back to lamp 1
4. Repeato x 6
5. Making sure to complete 10 merkins every 1/4 mile