[off_the_chain] Nah man Im pretty far from ok

AO: off_the_chain
Q: Titanium Plates , Kick Stand
PAX: Cartel, Bratwurst, Carb Load, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Breezer, Hall Monitor, Mustard
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
What really happened was an old fashioned butt kicking ride.

Thank you sir may I have another?
https://youtu.be/d8K16dt174g?si=Ps8F4tY7ekmQF31a

Another epic adventure with off the chain as we sailed the seas of cheese and mud.

The theme song from the ride was…
https://open.spotify.com/track/5c6gkexa2eWCCBmEb0zXCZ?si=OUAmoatSRQu-AY4T7YmGvg

Nine delusional middle aged men showed up despite the nasty rain and slick peanut butter conditions.

So, we set out as one, led by our beloved 26er Kick Stand fresh off short track series. He was like a rabbit, darting through the woods and we were like ok, it’s on.

There is a little known fact that gravity causes water to flow down hill to its lowest point, and water sitting on dirt turns to mud, so the best post rain mountain biking is on hills, so we climbed the hills again and again and again.

We shot up the snake and cut over to green Mile.

Thank you sir may I have another?
https://youtu.be/d8K16dt174g?si=Ps8F4tY7ekmQF31a

At checkpoint Charlie, Mustard asked Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano You ok?
Nah man I’m pretty far from ok?
https://youtu.be/65F6lRdUU_c?si=4DA-b2CMyZLwZ_1B
As they proceeded to get out pliers and blow torches, we went medieval the rest climbed the poco brown mile and There was weaping, wailing and gnashing of teeth.

https://youtu.be/Il3xEGbkQyQ?si=5nxfASWBxJRorg39

Rocked down the cray cray jump poco gnar line and climbed the rock garden…
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Hall Monitor wanted the full hill so we climbed green mile to the top of cutty….
Man those climbs are a pain the ass!
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We dropping down 3 and climbed 2
Carb Load said
https://youtu.be/3iokKq1VUrE?si=QSWkmaRDcq6mOfRw

We climbed again and again. Breezer wanted more.

Next time you hit gnar and you aren’t at off the chain, it may be that you are getting the Temu version of a mountain bike ride.
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We welcome back Cartel Why do we do this? Well maybe your day is like this and you need something to look forward to.
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