[Asylum] Where’s Deadweed?

AO: Asylum Q: Blue Screen of DEATH , PAX: Avis, Mute, Blue Screen of DEATH, Landfill, Loafer, Freefall FNGs: 1 Freefall COUNT: 6 Deadwood didn’t show blue screen stepped up. did rock circuits with sprints and step up sprints. New FNG Ernie… got named as a freefall because he holds the world record for breaking […]

[The Combine] The Real Football on the Pitch

AO: The Combine Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Middleman, Rocketman, Jitterbug, Avis, Elmer’s, Chastain, Zinfandel, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 And for my 175th Q, it was also the 2026 CLTFC home opener versus the even more gentrified, Austin FC. The forecast looks perfect for a beatdown, a beer run I can’t attend because of my […]

[Asylum] Asylum

AO: Asylum Q: Avis , PAX: Chaos, Avis, Loafer, sump pump, Mute, Blue Screen of DEATH, Gasparilla, Cliffhanger FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: Started with some stretches in front of Petsmart then headed to Wesley Oaks. Started with a Jacob’s ladder style workout at the hill at the gate with 1 merkin […]

[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0

AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: 🎽 Free Combine T-shirts for the […]

[Diesel] Diesel – Larger Than Life Edition

AO: Diesel Q: Chaos , PAX: Middleman, Chaos, Avis, Peaches, Endo, Posse, Hatchet, Bratwurst, Mayhem, Bottlecap, Shriver, Roomba, Tollbooth, Xerox, U-Haul, MDF FNGs: 1 MDF COUNT: 16 What had happened was: We said Bye Bye Bye to dry socks and got it going. It was rainy. It was warm. It was moist in ways only […]

[Cowbell] ☠️ Shiver me Shingles ☠️

AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]

[Asylum] Asylum

AO: Asylum Q: Loafer , Mute, Loafer PAX: Gasparilla, Avis, squirts, Mute, Damascus, Loafer, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: Riddler What had happened was:

[Asylum] Asylum

AO: Asylum Q: Loafer , PAX: Gasparilla, Avis, squirts, Mute, Damascus, Loafer, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 2.25 miles run and 50 Birthday Burpees 25 Lawn Mowers 25 Bench Press 25 LBC 25 Big Boys 10 Pull-ups Great work Guys :muscle:

[Cowbell] Side Straddle Hops until we D-I-E!

AO: Cowbell Q: Zinfandel , PAX: Chaos, Recalc, Blue Screen of DEATH, Ricky Bobby, Zinfandel, 2xT, Avis, Damascus, squirts, Jimmy, Chainsaw, Deadwood, Black Hat, Chastain, Schneider, Inspector Gadget, Smithers, Rain Man, Gerber, Sump Pump FNGs: 1 Sump Pump COUNT: 20 And for my 172nd Q I would dress the part. Not because the Site Qs […]

[Asylum] Asylum

AO: Asylum Q: Black Hat , PAX: Landfill, Avis, Loafer, Black Hat, squirts, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Realized that we hit our launch time so whipped the Diccs out in a hurry to take off towards Pet Smart. 7’s with Big Bois and Squats the we grabbed some wall for […]