[ruck_u] Bros Before Hose…
AO: ruck_u Q: Zinfandel PAX: Deadwood, Chastain, Gasparilla, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 4 For my 146th Q, it would only be outshined by 104th workout in 2025. What originally started as 75flaccid™️ with Deadwood and Chastain has annoyingly continued to drag on. Does my 104 deserve an asterisk? Does mildly walking last week while on […]
[ignition] 4 miles….maybe
AO: ignition Q: Hatchet PAX: Hatchet, Deadwood, Zinfandel, Deflated, Foundation, ChatterBox, Easy Button, Recalc, Drive By, Rain Man FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Nice little promo from Foundation yesterday to kick things off. It was slightly cynical of Hatchet though….which is fine, because it was hilarious. But to be clear, I have […]
[swarm] Swarm
AO: swarm Q: Deadwood PAX: Deadwood, Easy Button, Mute, Hooch FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was:
[the_floater] The Floater
AO: the_floater Q: Deadwood PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Bottlecap, One Star, Afterburn, Glidah, Mute, Falcon, Black Hat, Mad Dog, Rain Man, fugitive, Easy Button, Shriver, Centerfold FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was:
[gumby] Cool Weather Hot Stretches
AO: gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: Roomba, Wilbur, Ricky Bobby, Deadwood, Shriver, Paper Jam, U-Haul, Paper Clip FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: we came, we were cold, we stretched.
[ruck_u] Ruck U
AO: ruck_u Q: Deadwood PAX: Afterburn, Elmer’s, Black Hat, Gasparilla, U-Haul, Deadwood, Hatchet, Transporter, ChatterBox, Dunkin, Zinfandel, Kermit FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was:
[asylum] The Gassiest Man in the World
AO: asylum Q: Chastain PAX: Chastain, Deadwood, Landfill, squirts, Avis, Mute FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Deadwood’s “healthy eating” led to a large amount of extra wind. He was mostly kind enough to step outside of the circle during those occurrences, but he cemented his title as The Gassiest Man in the […]
[commitment] Commitment
AO: commitment Q: Deadwood PAX: Hatchet, Popeye, Chainsaw, U-Haul, Centerfold, Deep Dish, Deadwood, Gilmore, Chubs FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was:
[stairmaster] Tardy but a smoker
AO: stairmaster Q: Deadwood , U-Haul, Dasher, Transporter, Deadwood, Tron, Mad Dog, Recalc, Gasparilla PAX: U-Haul, Deadwood, Dasher, Mad Dog, Gasparilla, Tron, Recalc, Transporter FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had Happened was…yep you guessed it…… You won’t believe it, but I was late—shocker, right? Actually, the crew might’ve been secretly relieved I showed up five […]
[mount_x] Farmer Carry
AO: mount_x Q: Deadwood PAX: Chastain, Zinfandel, Deadwood, Chainsaw, Roomba, Shriver, Elmer’s, Xerox, Crisco FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: I finally made an appearance at Mount X. 10 block exercises (use your imagination) farmer carry about 30yrds and back then hot lap around Five Stones. The farmer carry seemed to be the […]