[The Combine] Combine Performance Test 1.0
AO: The Combine Q: Gasparilla , Jitterbug PAX: Middleman, Easy Button, Damascus, Chaos, Avis, Jitterbug, Gerber, Zinfandel, Chicken Little, Maple Syrup, Catfish, Bottlecap, Shriver, Black Hat, Blue Screen of DEATH, Recalc, Gasparilla FNGs: COUNT: 17 What had happened was: The Combine queue opened early this morning with bold promises: š½ Free Combine T-shirts for the […]
[Short Circuit] Random Number of Slaps
AO: Short Circuit Q: Paper Jam , PAX: Paper Jam, Damascus, Gasparilla, Hot Yoga, Goodfella, Kid Rock FNGs: None COUNT: 6 What had happened was: At 5:15 we launched from the pavilion without the late arriving PAX (Damascus), we had a short mosey to do some partner hand slap merkins. Hot Yoga and I found […]
[Cowbell] ā ļø Shiver me Shingles ā ļø
AO: Cowbell Q: Gasparilla , PAX: Avis, Chastain, Singlet, Tollbooth, Middleman, Gasparilla, Tron, U-Haul, Schneider, Falcon, Fuse Box, Chicken Little, Blue Screen of DEATH, Zinfandel, Hooch, Smithers, Chaos, Chainsaw FNGs: COUNT: 18 What had happened was: YHC rolled into the gloom feeling spry, sea legs steady, ready to lead from the front. That optimism lasted […]
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Loafer , Mute, Loafer PAX: Gasparilla, Avis, squirts, Mute, Damascus, Loafer, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: Riddler What had happened was:
[Asylum] Asylum
AO: Asylum Q: Loafer , PAX: Gasparilla, Avis, squirts, Mute, Damascus, Loafer, Chaos FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 2.25 miles run and 50 Birthday Burpees 25 Lawn Mowers 25 Bench Press 25 LBC 25 Big Boys 10 Pull-ups Great work Guys :muscle:
[The B.E.A.S.T.] The B.E.A.S.T.
AO: The B.E.A.S.T. Q: Damascus , PAX: Zinfandel, Shriver, Bottlecap, Sugar Daddy, Damascus, Gasparilla, Catfish, Elmer’s, Paper Jam, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: Squats Merkins Pulluos Squats Big Bois Navy Burpees Tysons Merkins Jump squats 3ish Miles
[The Combine] The Monkey’s Paw
AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , PAX: Sugar Daddy, Maple Syrup, Middleman, Damascus, Recalc, Cholula, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Chaos, Rain Man, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Premature, Monkey D, Gasparilla, Chastain, Gerber, Landfill, Avis, Zinfandel, Jolly, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 26 What had happened was: So I had this stupid Q […]
[Impromptu] Impromptu
AO: Impromptu Q: Elmer’s , PAX: Falcon, Damascus, Zinfandel, Recalc, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Gasparilla, Ricky Bobby, Smithers, Avis, Carb Load, Schnitzel, Middleman, Elmer’s, Tron FNGs: None COUNT: 15 What had happened was: A fun time was had by all
[Swarm] Off Campus Swarm
AO: Swarm Q: Gerber , PAX: Mute, Easy Button, Singlet, Dasher, Blade, Shriver, Zinfandel, Gerber, Rain Man, Avis, Hooch, Gasparilla FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Maybe we had more. Maybe we had less. Writing a backblast 10 days later is not smart. Shriver is not human. I think heās part machine. We […]
[The Floater] The Floater
AO: The Floater Q: Rockwell , PAX: Easy Button, Hot Yoga, Tron, Treble, Gasparilla, Rockwell, Recalc, Chastain, Zinfandel FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: When I stepped up to give the disclaimer, all the Pax said in unisonā¦ āAre you sick??!ā Nope. Just rocking my sexy, raspy voice this morning. Donāt worry about […]