[off_the_chain] My minds playin tricks on me
AO: Off__Chain Q: Magnolia, Titanium Plates PAX: Mustard, Dasher – Jeff Green, Rain Man, Rockwell, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Deadwood, Michael Hamilton, Endo, Falcon, Southern Tip – Brent, Damascus, Thanos, Bratwurst, Peaches,bumblebee, Buffet FNGs: 1 Buffet COUNT: 18 https://open.spotify.com/track/63BokRfXSQhEU6Qi2dSJpZ?si=BcEMbI38QVSQ86qRHCfQLQ WARMUP: lol- wtf? You get to drop in and hit the roller of 5 forks or […]
[off_the_chain] Too many puppies on the green mile
AO: Off__Chain Q: Titanium Plates PAX: Rockwell, Twinkle toes, Cartel, Southern Tip – Brent, Mustard, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Endo, Stretcher – Jason Olszewski, Peaches, bumblebee, Krikey FNGs: 1 Krikey COUNT: 12 WARMUP: just send it THE THANG: https://open.spotify.com/track/00Wb1urBVclA6WdcrmrUxg?si=0zLG4D__S5G9SVXghVECzg Showed up with a dirty dozen Ready to hammer gnar with my new chromAg daggas and […]
[off_the_chain] Minivan escapades
AO: Off__Chain Q: Magnolia, Titanium Plates PAX: Southern Tip – Brent, Bratwurst, Cartel, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Rockwell, Magnolia, Twinkle toes, Peaches, gomer pile FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: https://youtu.be/J55DPFqNJcI This is the best part of the trip. This is the trip the best part I really like. What did he say? I don’t remember […]
[off_the_chain] Sweat MEAT rides again
AO: Off__Chain Q: Titanium Plates, Magnolia PAX: Zinfandel, Mustard, Endo, Hi-Hat, Rubbermaid, Paul Boskovich – Kodak, Southern Tip – Brent, Twinkle toes, Peaches, stretcher FNGs: None COUNT: 12 WARMUP: just don’t die on me man THE THANG: https://open.spotify.com/track/30dT07fPNE28hqq8lZx2JH?si=9VqmGEgYRXaT9sJgD6ub_g Classic of the chain experience tonight. Where else in the world are there stand up family men […]
[off_the_chain] 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse
AO: Off__Chain Q: Cartel PAX: Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Rockwell, whip FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Spring break has thinned the herd but the 4 Horseman ride on! Cartel either Q-jacked, substi-Q’ed, or was voluntold to lead us out! THE THANG: Headed out on the Cutty Connector at a good clip and conditions were not […]
[off_the_chain] Peanut butta fudge
AO: Off__Chain Q: Titanium Plates, Magnolia PAX: Cooter, Magnolia, Endo, Rockwell, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Paul Boskovich – Kodak, Cartel, Southern Tip – Brent, FNG FNGs: None COUNT: 9 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he […]
[off_the_chain] Ride or die, rain or shine, OFF THE CHAIN
AO: Off__Chain Q: Magnolia, Titanium Plates PAX: Bratwurst, Magnolia, Rockwell, Titanium Plates, Twinkle toes, Endo, Cooter FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: THE THANG: raced up and down the slick trails over creeks and logs and jumps and more. One crash to be had by your favorite twinkle toes but no pain no gain… he’s back […]