[off_the_chain] Peanut butta fudge

March 29, 2023
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AO: Off__Chain
Q: Titanium Plates, Magnolia
PAX: Cooter, Magnolia, Endo, Rockwell, Rag – Joseph Moubarak, Paul Boskovich – Kodak, Cartel, Southern Tip – Brent, FNG
FNGs: None
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.

Yup I love that movie.

Anyway….We started this weeks off the chain with a veteran crew and dropped in to Howard’s mill loop to see if we could cross the stream and hit Lenny’s gnar.  

Being the diplomat I am, we had a vote, and being it’s a democracy , about 1/2 of the bax were forced into dealing with the leadership decisions of the majority they didn’t agree with.

Weeping Wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Lenny hill didn’t disappoint those looking for crunchy peanut butter, but some people like it creamy.

On the return from lenny, the creamy peanut butter slick of the chocolate slide claimed a victim…. Wasn’t the first time, and won’t be the last time!

Everyone ralleyed to go hit cutty.

We actually picked up an FNG en route- single speed willy- yet to be named, joined the fun as we climbed to bomb the poco loop.  The grassy road downline is fun even for those crazed trail runners.  

Did a few laps up and down, and got some creative tours… hit the gap jump for those who have good insurance policies and too much remnant Neanderthal DNA

Endo – damaged goods but crushed the jumps
Cartel – the chocolate slide claimed another victim flava flave recipient well deserved from a slip mud slick wet route.
Rockwell – rockin the flats and bringing Miller lite!
Magnolia – best truck award and bonus voter of lenny hill crossing.
Cooter – off the chain, had a broken chain, but fixed it like a pit crew boss.
Kodak – sure and steady wins the race, discussed the best meat preparation tips… check out his tiktok if you haven’t removed china virus app from your phone.
Southern tip – rocking the vintage giant – anyone selling a used but solid bike? Or fork?  
Rag – always comes ready to share the best home made pastries – this time a copy of crumbles chocolate chip cookie his wife made.   If you don’t know Rag, you should…

Next week same time, same place!

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