[off_the_books] Tea for Two

AO: off_the_books
Q: Tron
PAX: Tron, Afterburn
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2
What had happened was:
It’s 0530 at the Floater in downtown Waxhaw, and F3 Waxhaw’s finest, Tron and Afterburn, are rucking through the misty streets to celebrate Bottlecap’s 50th birthday, shield lock style! Tron and Afterburn lugging their rucks so heavy they could double as manhole covers.

They’re gunning for a Strava sketch of “BCAP 50,” but it’s shaping up like “B-SAD.” Mumblechatter’s on fire: Tron quips, “Bottlecap’s so old, he Q’d with a sundial!” Afterburn retorts, “Why did Bottlecap bring a walker to his F3 workout? Because at 50, he says his burpees are just “controlled falls with extra creaking!”Shuffling past the Waxhaw coffee shop, Afterburn pitches rucking with a latte for “caffeine gains.” Tron, unimpressed, suggests yeeting one of The Chicken’s kettlebells into the ruck instead.

By the end, they’re cackling harder than their knees are creaking. Back at COT for a quick shout out to Bottlecap: “To 50 years of burpees and bad puns!” Strava’s a disaster, but the brotherhood is an A+. Happy 50th, Bottlecap!

and thank you AI. With a little tweakage it came out alright.