[asylum] Definition of HIM

AO: asylum Q: Cliffhanger PAX: ChatterBox, Catfish, Landfill, Posse, Blue Screen, Cliffhanger, Nemo, Noodle, Venus FNGs: 1 Venus COUNT: 9 Never have I witnessed such an evident description of what HIM means before in a single workout. A clear example of each and every single one of the aspects that define what we strive for, […]

[gumby] “Pigeon” meets Gumby

AO: gumby Q: Dunkin PAX: Paper Jam, Kid Rock, Falcon, McGruff, NOODLE, Dunkin, Flip Phone, Pigeon FNGs: 1 Pigeon COUNT: 8 WARMUP: Warmed up with some “prime the pump”, inch worms, neck stretches, side stretches, etc. THE THANG: Moved through a vinyasa flow including several Warrior poses, some boat pose (for core), and some good […]

[gumby] Cool Stretch

AO: Gumby Q: Paper Jam PAX: SnB, D.A.R.E., Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, NOODLE, Falcon, Paper Jam FNGs: None COUNT: 6 6PAX gained flexibility and learned of a cabin in the woods to run to during an apocalypse.

[the_rock] The Stormy Daniel’s

AO: _Rock Q: Chicken Little PAX: Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Black Hat, Chicken Little, NOODLE, Radar, Two Hand Touch, Tulip, Mayhem, 0-69, penalty box, FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: Stretching with a few SSH while I was waiting on DANA to appear— I just knew he would show — well he didn’t. THE THANG: […]

[mount_x] Run, lift and spit

AO: Mount_X Q: Spitz PAX: Dave Bailey aka Popeye, Doughboy, Draper, Elmer’s, Fuse Box, NOODLE, Shriver, Sledge-O-Matic, Spitz, Twinkle toes FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: Mosey to entrance then around Mount X. Back to COT for dome stretching. Rifle carry coupons to Mount X and partner up. THE THANG: Teams do 150 reps of various […]

[commitment] What did I get myself into?

AO: Commitment Q: Das Boot PAX: Sugar Daddy- Joe Gummersbach, Deep Dish, Das Boot, Zinfandel, Dave Bailey aka Popeye, Landfill, J-Woww, Fuse Box, NOODLE, Shriver, Munchkin, The Wizard, Speed Bump FNGs: None COUNT: 13 “What did I get myself into?” is a question often uttered by FNGs and it was likely asked multiple times today, […]

[mount_x] Run Forrest run yes

AO: Mount_X Q: Schneider/Tom Evans PAX: Sledge-O-Matic, Spitz, Elmer’s, NOODLE, Fuse Box, Dave Bailey aka Popeye, Chainsaw, Chicken Little, Schneider/Tom Evans FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP:Mosey up to the entrance around Mount X and back to COT THE THANG: grab your blocks 6 exercises 6 islands. First island 20 Merkins, second island 20 curls 3rd […]

[the_lycan] Memorial Day Convergence

AO: _Lycan Q: Deadwood PAX: Das Boot, SOGGY, Blue Screen, Radar, Rubbermaid, Tuck, 2xTwo Timer, Andrew Hendel, Bottlecap, Catfish, Centerfold, Cliffhanger, Damascus, Dana, Dasher – Jeff Green, Deadwood, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Dunkin, Easy Button, Elmer’s, Falcon, Gerber, Fuse Box, Hollywood, J-Woww, Jingles, Kid Rock, Mad Dog, Munchkin, Paper Jam, Posse, Premature, Rockslide, Smithers, […]