[The Combine] The Monkey’s Paw

AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , PAX: Sugar Daddy, Maple Syrup, Middleman, Damascus, Recalc, Cholula, Bottlecap, Tollbooth, Black Hat, Chainsaw, Elmer’s, Chaos, Rain Man, Falcon, Blue Screen of DEATH, Premature, Monkey D, Gasparilla, Chastain, Gerber, Landfill, Avis, Zinfandel, Jolly, Sausage Party FNGs: None COUNT: 26 What had happened was: So I had this stupid Q […]

[Swarm] Off Campus Swarm

AO: Swarm Q: Gerber , PAX: Mute, Easy Button, Singlet, Dasher, Blade, Shriver, Zinfandel, Gerber, Rain Man, Avis, Hooch, Gasparilla FNGs: None COUNT: 12 What had happened was: Maybe we had more. Maybe we had less. Writing a backblast 10 days later is not smart. Shriver is not human. I think he’s part machine. We […]

[Cowbell] Failed Q Jack

AO: Cowbell Q: Damascus , PAX: Shriver, fugitive, Monkey D, Smithers, One Star, Twinkle toes, Das Boot, Schneider, Tron, Kid Rock, Radar, Transporter, Gerber, 2xT, Tollbooth, Zinfandel, Mad Dog, Flip Phone, Glidah, Hot Yoga, Deflated, Chainsaw, Rain Man, Ricky Bobby, Blue Screen of DEATH, Middleman, Elmer’s, Recalc, Falcon, Carb Load, Black Hat, Chastain, Damascus, Dunkin, […]

[Ignition] Ignition Combo

AO: Ignition Q: Hooch , PAX: Shriver, Gerber, Rain Man, Hooch, Singlet, Dasher FNGs: COUNT: 6 What had happened was: Long mosey, bleachers work, sprints on track. Then randomness and long mosey to COT.

[Swarm] The Swarm

AO: Swarm Q: Punxsy , PAX: Punxsy, Blade, Rain Man, Mute, Singlet FNGs: None COUNT: 5 What had happened was: Got just under 4 miles in while doing plenty of burpees, Paula Abdul’s, Merkin and squat combos mixed in with moseying. Introduced Pax to cocaine bear crawls, and a bunch of random exercises in between. […]

[Swarm] Swarm 2/6/26

AO: Swarm Q: Punxsy , PAX: Tollbooth, Singlet, Blade, Rain Man, Punxsy, Mute FNGs: None COUNT: 6? What had happened was: A bit behind on this backblast so going off of memory here. (If I accidentally tagged you or didn’t tag you please help edit) Got just under 4 miles … or maybe it was […]

[The Combine] Surprise…

AO: The Combine Q: Chastain , Deadwood PAX: Gerber, Chastain, Rain Man, Bottlecap, ChatterBox, Blue Screen of DEATH, Easy Button, Recalc, Gasparilla, Damascus, Black Hat, Deadwood, Jitterbug, Maple Syrup, Avis, Squid FNGs: None COUNT: 16 What had happened was: 30 seconds before go time and Zin is a no show. Surprise! He’s in Miami and […]

[cowbell] Frozen nuggets and bells

AO: cowbell Q: Chicken Little PAX: Blue Screen of DEATH, Avis, U-Haul, Gerber, Chastain, Damascus, Chaos, Singlet, Ricky Bobby, Chainsaw, Schneider, Middleman, Hooch, Rain Man, Chicken Little, Tollbooth, squirts FNGs: None COUNT: 17 What had happened was: 17 dudes got up and got out in the cold at Cowbell: We mixed in standing kettle bell […]

[ignition] Lucky 7s

AO: ignition Q: Bottlecap PAX: Drive By, Shriver, Gerber, Tollbooth, Singlet, Rain Man, Hooch, Bottlecap FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: – Warmup at library – Mosey to 55+ community – Lucky 7s – 7 cul de sacs – 7 reps at start of street – 7 reps at end of cul de […]

[swarm] No Tennessee Rocking Chairs?!?!

AO: swarm Q: Dunkin PAX: Singlet, Hooch, Gerber, Rain Man, Blade, Glidah, Gasparilla, Tollbooth, Dunkin FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Warm up, partner work, backwards running, motivators, triple nickel, monkey humpers, Carolina Jackass, ab web, and more. To everyone’s surprise, no Tennessee Rocking Chairs.