[diesel] Automatic Weinke of Frowns

AO: diesel Q: Roomba PAX: Sony, Penalty Box, Mayhem, Rockslide, Shop Dawg, Sledge-O-Matic, Roomba FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: I am but a messenger, ’tis Roomba’s tale to tell.

[ruck_u] Teamwork makes the dream work

AO: ruck_u Q: Radar PAX: Rockslide, Dunkin, McGruff, Radar FNGs: None COUNT: 4 What had happened was: We rucked to the still unopened park. We did about 160 squats as part of a team building exercise; then a one round AMRAP. We started rucking some more and beginning discussing Shield Locks, the Flux, teams, and […]

[ruckus] Happy Easter!

AO: ruckus Q: Cliffhanger PAX: Cutlet, Dunkin, Rockslide, Cliffhanger, Kermit, Blades, Sprinkles, Clay, Rocket, Hoops, Avalanche FNGs: 2 Hoops, Avalanche COUNT: 11 What had happened was: In pursuit of a sunrise, 11 woke up early for an eventful trip around Cutty. The younger ones got to walk backwards, bear crawl, do dips, burpees, donkey kicks, […]

[_playhouse] Blessing and Curses

AO: _playhouse Q: Doughboy PAX: Fuse Box, ChatterBox, Chainsaw, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Carb Load, Chastain, Doughboy, Rockslide, SnB, Deep Dish, Bottlecap, Strawberry, Premature, Dunkin, Cliffhanger, Dasher – Jeff Green, Jingles ( F3 Waxhaw), Paper Jam, Mad Dog, Centerfold, Shriver, Shop Dawg, Dave Bailey aka Popeye, Kyle Maul-Breadbowl, Cutlet FNGs: None COUNT: 25 What […]

[paper_trail] Triple-“Hit-the-Decker” Club Sandwich

AO: paper_trail Q: Carb Load PAX: Carb Load, Chastain, Cliffhanger, Dasher – Jeff Green, Cutlet, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Jingles ( F3 Waxhaw), Rockslide FNGs: None COUNT: 8 What had happened was: YHC went out early to get rid of any spider webs and check the trails for wet spots. (Insert school boy snickering […]

[wxw_express] Step 1: Almost Die

AO: wxw_express Q: Tuck PAX: Seabass- Tim Carey, Chastain, Dasher – Jeff Green, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Damascus, Bottlecap, Rockwell, Rockslide, Blue Screen, Gerber, Das Boot FNGs: None COUNT: 12 Pop quiz: when does 60 seconds feel like it goes by the fastest? A) there’s a minute left on the clock and your team […]

[the_lycan] Pineapple Unavailable for Comment

AO: the_lycan Q: Rockslide PAX: Draper, Dana, Shop Dawg, Premature, Hot Yoga, Rockwell, Bottlecap, Rockslide FNGs: None COUNT: 9 What had happened was: Nobody actually knows who signed up the Q for Lycan. The Q didn’t know what the workout was going to be until late last night. The pax didn’t know if there would […]

[ruckus] Discombobulated

AO: ruckus Q: Rockslide PAX: Dunkin, Southern Tip – Brent, Cutlet, Damascus, Radar, ChatterBox, Rockslide, Rocketman, Shriver, Torpedo FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: We put on heavy things, and then walked in nebulous packs and talk about shifting topics. A good time for all was not confirmed, but no one left early […]

[diesel] Circle of Confusion

AO: diesel Q: Jingles ( F3 Waxhaw) PAX: Mayhem, Penalty Box, Roomba, Rockslide, Jingles ( F3 Waxhaw), Lambeau, Draper FNGs: None COUNT: 7 What had happened was: 3 rounds of fun in the circle of confusion. YHC was reminded not to wake the neighbors with the music choice and volume but it probably failed. The […]

[mount_x] The AMRAP that was an AMLAP, and other lies my Q told me

AO: mount_x Q: Rockslide PAX: Kyle Maul-Breadbowl, Doughboy, Draper, Jingles ( F3 Waxhaw), Spitz, Posse, Sledge-O-Matic, Rocketman, Chainsaw, Rockslide FNGs: None COUNT: 10 What had happened was: The Q set a precedent by parking on the right after telling all pax to park on the left. Lucky for the Q the weinke was painfully simple. […]