[bushwood] The egg biz…you’ll want to read this one…just trust me.

AO: bushwood
Q: Hatchet
PAX: Deep Dish, Posse, Hatchet
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
I’m honored to write the first backblast for Bushwood since the winter. Spring has sprung, it’s a new season, so I’ll kick that off with a backblast. But it’s okay, the internet is spotty in Marvin. As Gerber so eloquently noted a few weeks back…….. “who still uses windstream”? Well Gerber, that’s all us Marvin guys can afford. We aren’t all high powered, successful attorneys…just sayin’.

I was honored to broker an “official” egg business transaction today. It was my first time doing this. Sure, I’ve exchanged cash for various items in dark parking lots before….but this was different. I had a sense of honor about this transaction. It just felt right, ya know? With the economy fluctuating as it has, it’s comforting to know that there’s one constant in this crazy world….. Deadwood’s egg business. I hope he’s claiming that money on his taxes. He’s pulled in roughly six figures since February, and that’s just what I’ve seen with my own eyes. Lord knows how much he’s really making. That new truck gives me an idea though.

So yeah, I got the goods from Deadwood after an absolute crushing workout at ruck u. Chastain was our lookout. Church parking lots are always the best place for these transactions….nobody expects shady behavior in a church parking lot. That’s why it’s always the best spot to engage in questionable behavior. That’s just hearsay though. Deadwood got the eggs out and handed them to me in plain site?!?!?! Rookie mistake. But we recovered. Then I got back in my truck to hit Deadwood with that $10 Venmo that I labeled as “miscellaneous”. That one always keeps the nosey people guessing when they see it.

Then, it was on me to close the deal. So I changed shirts and hats. I did that partly to change my appearance if any footage became public from Southbrook parking lot cameras. But, I also did it because I was soaked with sweat from Ruck u. Deadwood was right, grown men only there. If you know…you know.

I pulled up at Marvin Elementary and did it just like I used to in my prime. I backed in to the parking spot with the best vantage point for all potential pitfalls. I was early..which is rare. But I was in “excellence” mode. I had a job to do. So I waited………..

I was getting nervous…but then… Deep Dish pulled in. Right on cue. A pro move. He wasn’t too early, that would have been suspicious.
Well, Deep Dish being the OG Team Marvin Dawg that he is, also backed in. Another pro move. This obviously wasn’t his first rodeo. So I slid the eggs outta the Chevy as carefully as I would a small puppy or kitten. I handled with care. I passed them to Deep Dish and he discreetly pressed two old and worn $5 bills into my hand with ease, he’s a pro..remember?
I kept looking around, I was nervous. Why? I really don’t know. Maybe my past life’s expertise and habits kicked in. But it was useful. We got it done.

Posse pulled up just seconds after the deal was done. He had NO IDEA what was going on. No clue at all. Just how me and Deadwood and Deep Dish drew it up. So don’t say a word to Posse about this.

Then, Hatchet Deep Dish Posse got a quality workout in….but that’s irrelevant.

The bottom line is that I’m pretty pumped about accomplishing what I did this morning:
2 workouts. 1 Q. 1 egg transaction. And I accomplished that while wearing 0 pairs of underwear….because it’s that time of year again boys. It is what it is.
However, in my past days, I got a little bit more of a profit cut than I did today. I’ll talk to Deadwood about that though. The first one was free. It won’t be free anymore though. Take that to the bank. I get my cut Deadwood or I’m out. You can find another mule for your biz. But they won’t be as good as me. I’m not as good as I once was. But I sure am as good once as I ever was. Whatever that means…..

THAT IS ALL,
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