[pursuit] Hot Pocket!

AO: pursuit
Q: Bratwurst
PAX: Goodfella, Flip Phone, Kid Rock, Ghosted, Paper Jam, Rubbermaid, Soft Pretzel
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
What had happened was we ran a route called “Hot Pocket WC”. Course map: connect.garmin.com/modern/course/361604845

Mandatory rules of Hot Pocket routes:
– tell the PAX the direction of the next Hot Pocket
– circle the Hot Pocket until the 6 arrives (which is MANY times if a PAX stops for a pit stop :poop: )
– at the start of each Hot Pocket say “Hot Pockets” using a Jim Gaffigan impersonation https://youtu.be/N-i9GXbptog?si=hl6l-avEX_CQuQzW
– don’t debate the merit of Hot Pockets vs. Pocket Parks – square footage, amenities, landscaping materials, presence of dog :poop:
– run until at least 6:15:00 – don’t give the PAX the crumbs of a Hot Pocket – they want the full 590 calories www.nestleprofessional.us/hot-pockets-pepperoni-pizza-sandwich-12-x-8-oz

In all, we consumed 12 Hot Pockets today. An average of 885 calories per PAX. Since Paper Jam and Ghosted chose Lean Pockets only, we cut up the remaining 2 Hot Pockets and distributed amongst the PAX.