[ruckus] Atlantic Chaos Conference

AO: ruckus
Q: Wilbur
PAX: U-Haul, Cartel, Tollbooth, Wilbur
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
What had happened was:
After staying up way too late watching Duke (M’s school) football reign chaos on the CFP, I may have still been affected by late night drink decisions and needed a reason to sweat. [Yes, i still sweat in shorts and t-shirt when its 33 degrees out] Started at a quick pace through the “standard route” to the school and back via (Conference) Champion Forest neighborhood. The conversation was flowing, so I audibled to not do exercises at 5 min intervals as long as the conversation was humorous and entertaining. Kept the pace no-huddle to make it laborious conversation at least. We finished at 3.67🤲 miles in the hour, and that was the only unfortunate outcome of the morning. Brainrot is contagious, kids…

In no particular order we learned:
– U-Haul can incapacitate a man in at least seventeen different forms of martial arts.
– Cartel and Tollbooth do stuff with drugs on a daily basis and they enjoy it enough to keep doing it.
– F3 Waxhaw needs to find more constructive uses for AI than putting [pax that rhymes with Yelmer’s] mug on good-looking female bodies.
– [Pax that rhymes with plantain] uses AI and/or face swaps a little too well for comfort.
– There were at least 4 other bulletpoints about pax, but it’s now 18 hours later and I can’t remember them.
– This time of year is stressful for everyone. All should take a step back and take a deep breath when needed. Reach out to fellow pax for assistance if needed, because that’s what we are here for, among other reasons…