AO: flash
Q: Ice9
PAX: Drydock, Chainsaw, Inspector Gadget, Mad Dog, Falcon, Schneider/Tom Evans, ChatterBox, Ice9
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
I planned on a morning of stretching and exchanging recipes, with a few half-ass Heels2Heaven. Falcon ruined that immediately by sprinting away toward the high school. I finally caught him, and then Chainsaw insisted on a mini-mind eraser. When I finally got the pax away from him, and tried to get to the benches for rest, stupid Schneider/Tom Evans tortured us with more exercises. I ran away toward the stadium, but the pax chased me. I ran faster, and Recalc- Keith Balaniz called it a “race” to the plastic. They keep chasing me back and forth 3x. I ran away down to the track, and Drydock pointed what looked like a weapon at me, insisting that we do a 100 meter bear crawl. Mad Dog piled on, demanding burpee broad jumps around the curve, followed by backwards run, and crab walk. Inspector Gadget just pushed me away at that point, ran the pax to the shed, made them do a strict 90 degree in the walk with exercises, and ran us home. I thought i was safe, but ChatterBox proceeded to torture us with N’jar Djai, J-Los, crunchy frogs, and other nonsense. Then someone from #ignition saved me, and I drove home. The end.
