[off_the_books] 12/9/24 Mall Rucker Report 🌧️

AO: off_the_books
Q: Gerber
PAX: Rain Man, ChatterBox, Tron, Gerber
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
What had happened was:
🎒💦 The Mall Ruckers 5AM Ruck Report 💦🎒

It was a soggy start to the morning, but the true HIMs (High Impact Men) weren’t about to let a little rain keep them from the grind. Gerber, Chatterbox, Rain Man, and Tron strapped on their rucks and hit the dark, wet streets of Asylum at 5AM sharp.

But where was Deadwood?
Apparently, rain wasn’t his cup of tea this morning, but coffee was. Somehow, this guy didn’t make it to the ruck but magically appeared at coffeeteria, bone dry and sipping on his latte. Maybe the thought of wet socks was too much, or maybe he just wanted to show up where it’s warm and smells like roasted beans instead of wet ruck straps.

If anyone has tips on how to ruck from your bed to the coffeeteria, Deadwood’s your guy.

For the rest of us, this morning was a reminder: the work doesn’t stop just because the weather’s inconvenient. Whether it’s rain, cold, or Deadwood’s excuses, the Mall Ruckers show up and get it done.

#F3 #WhereYouAtDeadwood #RainOrShine