[off_the_chain] The fall of rain

AO: off_the_chain
Q: Titanium Plates
PAX: Rockwell, Juice, Damascus, Hall Monitor, Buffet, Kick Stand, Carb Load, Ricky Bobby – Andrew Cassano, Southern Tip – Brent, Chastain
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
What had happened was:
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Fortunately one wise one came wearing flip flops and flew free of helmet to hammer and slay the ride while being blessed to add Earhart to his kin. Southern tip wielding a full squish polygon earned his turns as he climbed and asked for more. Kick stand betrayed us by praying for rain for his vegetable garden on the dark side of the force conflicted with the light side of the force. Damascus pushed up climbs like a limber goat but attracted the wrath of insects earning a new nickname deet-less. The force was with carb load as his helmet is bigger than mine testified. Obi-Juan -Chastain was a bachelor this week and imbibed on the two wheel aluminum vessel.

Juice got loose and lost a spoke.
Ricky Bobby – who is this guy? I mean have you lost 50 lbs this year? Great work bro!
General Hall monitor reported for duty and pre-rode with godfather Rockwell who was on my ass on every climb.
Regrets from Kodak who walked an animal.

After an hour we conquered 6 hill climbs and survived high speed descents and avoided as much swamp water as possible.

Made it back to COT dripping like butter melting off a hot biscuit- sheddin those LBS!

Announcements:
Labor Day convergence- 5 year F3 Waxhaw anniversary. Mountain bike event as well as all other work outs

Me & Hi hats band is playing Mary oneills Aug 10 7-11pm.

Me and Magnolia are starting a committee to work on trail systems in our area – please contact me (titanium plates) or Magnolia for info.

BBBBB – Beef, Bourbon, Band, 50th Birthday, Bash – Oct 5th