[paper_trail] Scouting the Greenway

February 17, 2024
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AO: paper_trail
Q: Cliffhanger , Kid Rock
PAX: Kid Rock, Drive By – Rob Rosenthal, Rubbermaid, Cutlet, Rockslide, 2xT, Cliffhanger
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Today, Paper Trail sent a party of scouts to the Greenway to er… scout for a soon-to-be-revealed CSAUP. Kid Rock and Rubbermaid got up to 25K, but Drive-By took a different route (about 12 miles), where he may or may not have been harassed by a homeless guy. One mile into this adventure, our valiant party met another kind of party: some locals had been enjoying a beer or 20 by the fire. They were properly invited but declined.

Meanwhile, back at base camp, our resident HIM Cutlet led the rucking efforts, while Two-timer and YHC went for a run in the forest in search of owls. The price of paying more attention to branches than roots is that you eventually trip. But this is apparently not a big deal for 2xT, because his missteps look more like a frigging kungfu movie. Legend.

And Rockslide “had to take it easy today,” so the beast did a sub 10-minute-a-mile 10 miler.

Kudos to our representation in Oak Island today: All the training and perseverance paid off, and they’ve made us all proud. Raise your gallons of water to Damascus, Paper Jam, C3PO, Tuck and Chopper!